Arstotzkan Federation - Lord Kek wills it.

[Planr]

heres my love and support

ty i purform 4 u

WHAT ART!

 

[Blakpik]

My and my member's average ping was 300-400, we'll pass.

Pshht, That's Nothing, My friend gets 7,000 ping on a server hosted in the same country, Just Australia things.

 

[Planr]

Pshht, That's Nothing, My friend gets 7,000 ping on a server hosted in the same country, Just Australia things.

Maybe there is something wrong with your country's internet lines.

 

[Blakpik]

Maybe there is something wrong with your country's internet lines.

Yeah, they're made of copper and are 30 years old.

 

[Comr4de]

With the closure of Hypercore, this faction has officially run its course. I'm not going to revive it again.


It was fun while it lasted. Thanks to all who participated; our allies, our enemies, and those who watched us in our brief flare of existence.

MrFURB, the honor is yours alone.

 

[MrFURB]

You've had a good run, for sure. May great Arstotzka be remembered forever.

I'm locking this thread on OP request. If anyone wishes to talk about re-opening or whatnot, feel free to drop me a message.

 

[MrFURB]

Thread re-opened on OP's request. The following text is now illegal in all Arstotzkan territories:

I'm not going to revive it again.

 

[Planr]

Well, good to be back! I am back to work on the Mega Exelion:

 

[Comr4de]

Thread re-opened on OP's request. The following text is now illegal in all Arstotzkan territories:

We've always been at war with Eurasia!

 

[Zyrr]

GLORY TO ARSTOTZKA ;-;7 ;-;7 ;-;7 ;-;7 ;-;7 ;-;7 ;-;7 ;-;7 ;-;7 ;-;7 ;-;7 GLORY TO ARSTOTZKA

Greetings, fellow Arstotzkan comrades! It is a glorious day!
Our invincible empire returns from the shadows after infiltrating
and decimating the fiendish Galaxy Rangers! Supreme Leader
has requested fresh propaganda, and the Ministry of Joseph
Goe- I mean, Ministry of Propaganda has been hard at work!
We are proud to present the fruits of our labours!

Spoiler: ;-;7 GLORY TO ARSTOTZKA ;-;7

We are hard at work spreading this glorious image to
every wall, door, window and shower curtain in the StarMade
universe. Rejoice! Your benevolent overlords return!
Hail the 10,000 Year Arstotzkan Reich!


GLORY TO ARSTOTZKA ;-;7;-;7 ;-;7 ;-;7 ;-;7 ;-;7 ;-;7 ;-;7 ;-;7 ;-;7 ;-;7 GLORY TO ARSTOTZKA

 

[Comr4de]

They better watch their backs! Because one day, we're going to shut their dirty, lying, back-stabbing Galaxy Ranger mouths!
- Grand Admiral BD "Mows the lawn when he's at Spawn" LS

 

[FlyingDebris]

GLORY TO ARSTOTZKA!

GLORIOUS ARSTOTZKA, THE GLORIOUS POTOTTOMAN EMPIRE GLORIOUSLY REQUSTS A GLORIOUS ALLIANCE WITH GLORIOUS ARSTOTZKAN EMPIRE SO TOGETHER WE MAY GLORIOUSLY DEFEAT STOOPID GALAXY RANGERS!

GLORIOUSLY!

 

[AdmiralGialAckbar00]

Hello! I am Jorji Costava!

I have no papers. Arstotzka so great, papers not required, right?

Arstotzka still best Empire!

Glory to Arstotzka!

 

[aceface]

CR happily accepts the alliance proposed by the Arstotzkan Empire!

 

[Blakpik]

Oh, you're back. Cool.

 

[Captain_Boroski]

GRESTIN IS ARSTOTZKA
THERE'S BEEN ENOUGH HORROR
THERE'S BEEN ENOUGH TERROR
THERE'S NO MORE FORGIVENESS
WE MUST DO WHAT WE MUST
RANGER BLOODY BONES
ARE BENEFIT TO ALL
ALL-STAR ARSTOTZKA
ULTRA GLORIOUS LAND

 

[Keptick]

With the closure of Hypercore, this faction has officially run its course. I'm not going to revive it again.


It was fun while it lasted. Thanks to all who participated; our allies, our enemies, and those who watched us in our brief flare of existence.

MrFURB, the honor is yours alone.

I love how you've said (and contradicted) that about 5 times by now

 

[Zyrr]

I love how you've said (and contradicted) that about 5 times by now

Supreme Leader has never contradicted himself. You speak blasphemy, heretic! To the Gulag!

 

[Comr4de]

The joke is doublethink

 

[Zyrr]

GLORY TO ARSTOTZKA ;-;7 ;-;7 ;-;7 ;-;7 ;-;7 ;-;7 ;-;7 ;-;7 ;-;7 ;-;7 ;-;7 GLORY TO ARSTOTZKA

Greetings, comrades! I bring news of glorious victory over dirty capitalist
dogs Blue Star Squadron! Our righteous forces, led by Grand Battle
Admiral BD "Mows the Lawn While He's At Spawn" LS himself,
engaged and destroyed a filthy megastation that was foolishly
left un-homebased. The Ministry of Propaganda has
commissioned these battle photographs!

Spoiler: Heil Arstotzka ;-;7

And a special treat, pictures of the vast mineral refineries of the BSS,
pre-obliteration!

Spoiler: Heil Arstotzka ;-;7

Many swine were massacred this day. Commodore Harm has been awarded the
Order of the Iron Eagle, and Grand Battle Admiral BDLS has been awarded the
Iron Bar, rank IV to his Admiral's Cross. Supreme Leader was
very pleased with today's victory, quoted as saying, "As an Arstotzkan, I have no duty to allow myself to be cheated, but I have the duty to be a fighter for truth and justice. Today, we all fought for that truth and justice. Our lightning strike on the enemy position was brutal to the point that outside intervention was needed! If that is not proof of Arstotzka's divine superiority, I do not know what is. Glory to the Empire! Glory to the Arstotzkan 10,000 Year Reich!"
A public day of celebration has been declared. Rejoice, comrades!


GLORY TO ARSTOTZKA ;-;7 ;-;7 ;-;7 ;-;7 ;-;7 ;-;7 ;-;7 ;-;7 ;-;7 ;-;7 ;-;7 GLORY TO ARSTOTZKA

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