Zyrr
Chronic Troublemaker
BREAKING: Local Man Causes Interstellar Military Crisis Due to Autism
At 11:00PM EST, local man Comr4de stumbled into Garden of the Sun controlled territory with the intention to "trade for armour hardeners". His presence with his "friendly escort" of a full Arstotzkan Expeditionary Battlegroup caused a strangely tense response from GotS officials. With the support of no less than four cruiser sized Arstotzkan warships, he warped to GotS homebase to "negotiate a trade deal". Upon realising that they had brought a mere 17,000cR and GotS did not indeed have armour hardeners, Comr4de and his "friendly escort" warped out with the cry of "ok bye".
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