Arstotzkan Federation - Lord Kek wills it.

[BDLS]

"that guy BDLS sounds like an asshole!"

 

[Comr4de]

We may be assholes but we are VICTORIOUS assholes

 

[aceface]

GLORY TO ARSTOTZKA ;-;7 ;-;7 ;-;7 ;-;7 ;-;7 ;-;7 ;-;7 ;-;7 ;-;7 ;-;7 ;-;7 GLORY TO ARSTOTZKA

Greetings, comrades! I bring news of glorious victory over dirty capitalist
dogs Blue Star Squadron! Our righteous forces, led by Grand Battle
Admiral BD "Mows the Lawn While He's At Spawn" LS himself,
engaged and destroyed a filthy megastation that was foolishly
left un-homebased. The Ministry of Propaganda has
commissioned these battle photographs!

Spoiler: Heil Arstotzka ;-;7

And a special treat, pictures of the vast mineral refineries of the BSS,
pre-obliteration!

Spoiler: Heil Arstotzka ;-;7

Many swine were massacred this day. Commodore Harm has been awarded the
Order of the Iron Eagle, and Grand Battle Admiral BDLS has been awarded the
Iron Bar, rank IV to his Admiral's Cross. Supreme Leader was
very pleased with today's victory, quoted as saying, "As an Arstotzkan, I have no duty to allow myself to be cheated, but I have the duty to be a fighter for truth and justice. Today, we all fought for that truth and justice. Our lightning strike on the enemy position was brutal to the point that outside intervention was needed! If that is not proof of Arstotzka's divine superiority, I do not know what is. Glory to the Empire! Glory to the Arstotzkan 10,000 Year Reich!"
A public day of celebration has been declared. Rejoice, comrades!


GLORY TO ARSTOTZKA ;-;7 ;-;7 ;-;7 ;-;7 ;-;7 ;-;7 ;-;7 ;-;7 ;-;7 ;-;7 ;-;7 GLORY TO ARSTOTZKA

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was this the last or current universe?

 

[therimmer96]

was this the last or current universe?

Current.

 

[Harm]

Was most glorius day when ugliest ship in the fleet destroyed one of the most dreaded stealth ships on EE.

 

[Comr4de]

Oh jesus, that OP needs updating. I'll do it in a bit. ON ANOTHER NOTE,

We're accepting new members. We just now realized that none of us want to do the grunt work that keep the faction running (kidding) and could use some extra hands.

Apply with your ACTUAL AGE, ingame name, any combat/construction experience, and previous faction affiliations.

The age is important because the average age of our playergroup is >21 and I don't want to bring on a 12 year old who will be offended at literally everything we say (it gets pretty homoerotic) or a 12 year old who will try to fit in by being obnoxious.

 

[Captain_Boroski]

New members who are seen shit-talking to other factions that we are not fighting and going "LOL WE ARE SO TOTALLY GOING TO DESTROY YOU" are going to be lined up and shot.


That right is reserved to the rulers of the Arstotzkan government.

 

[Mortiferum]

New members who are seen shit-talking to other factions that we are not fighting and going "LOL WE ARE SO TOTALLY GOING TO DESTROY YOU" are going to be lined up and shot.


That right is reserved to the rulers of the Arstotzkan government.

This policy can be carried over to CR, but since bullets are reserved for the enemies (or pirates), we will eject the person out of an airlock, in close proximity to the sun.

xD

 

[Captain_Boroski]

xDDDD

 

[Harm]

This policy can be carried over to CR, but since bullets are reserved for the enemies (or pirates), we will eject the person out of an airlock, in close proximity to the sun.

xD

Comrades, why does this foreigner speak with authority toward us? Off to labor camp.

 

[Mortiferum]

Comrades, why does this foreigner speak with authority toward us? Off to labor camp.

FOR GLORIOUS ARSTOTZKA, OFF TO SPACE GULAG?

 

[Captain_Boroski]

FOR GLORIOUS ARSTOTZKA, OFF TO SPACE GULAG?

Less talking more drilling, those minerals aren't going to unbury themselfs.

 

[Zyrr]

Supreme Minister of Propaganda has forgotten to mention that we routed the capitalist pigdog BSS so comprehensively that they fled to another galaxy.

A temporary delay. None escape the all-seeing eye of the Arstotzka War Machine. Carry on, comrades.

 

[Comr4de]

So, who do we ANALLY ANNIHILATE next?

Alterans or Civilized Pirates

 

[Captain_Boroski]

Which one of them are more xeno-loving scum?

 

[Jake_Lancia]

Bit late, but I'm glad you obliterated the traitor to my faction (the ship you highlighted on quoted pic was a Quantum Hunter he stole before running away) We congratulate you on a splendid victory over the CAPITALIST PIGS and their ragtag armada.

GLORY TO ARSTOTZKA.​

 

[Keptick]

Less talking more drilling, those minerals aren't going to unbury themselfs.

How dare they? Refusing to unbury themselves before the GREAT ARSTOTZKAN EMPIRE? Disgraceful, they should be teached a lesson.

 

[Megacrafter127]

ARSTOTZKA EMPIRE

*ARSTOTZKAN EMPIRE

teached

*taught
​

Making mistakes in front of the GLORIOUS ARSTOTZKAN EMPIRE is disrespectful.

 

[CyberTao]

*tought

Isn't that suppose to be *Taught?

 

[Zyrr]

If you had graduated from Arstotzkan public school, your grammar would be perfect, comrades.