Arstotzkan Federation - Lord Kek wills it.

[Comr4de]

Congrats for zyrr for message #10000 in factions whooo

 

[Zyrr]

totes planned that

quads GET

 

[Harm]

gib metallic eagle of highest order

 

[Comr4de]

ATTENTION COMRADES

MAJOR ANNOUNCEMENT IMMINENT. EXPECT MAJOR NEWS WITHIN 48 HOURS.

THAT IS ALL

 

[Captain_Boroski]

o cyka, the purges are moving ahead of the schedule))))
Quickly Berija, get the gold, we're moving to United Federation

 

[Zyrr]

GLORY TO ARSTOTZKA ;-;7 ;-;7 ;-;7 ;-;7 ;-;7 ;-;7 ;-;7 ;-;7 ;-;7 ;-;7 ;-;7 GLORY TO ARSTOTZKA

TARTARAN EMPIRE INTEGRATED!


Greetings comrades! It has been some time
since the Ministry of Propaganda has posted!
Our apologies, we have been busy. Today we bring
you important news! The well-known Tartaran
Empire has been peacefully integrated into yours
truly. Trumpets were sounded and a faction-wide
day of celebration and welcoming was held. Truly
an honour to have some of the oldest and most
experienced veterans tagging along with us.
Supreme Leader delivered this speech;
"Once more a red fire blows steeply upwards...
the factories of Tartarus will do no more work
for the stagnant Tartaran Empire... today, they join
us in our journey to unite the galaxy! Heil the
Arstotzkan 10,000 Year Reich!"

Please help us in welcoming the newly-formed
Tartaran Expatriates to the Arstotzkan Empire!
Glory to the Arstotzkan Empire!


GLORY TO ARSTOTZKA ;-;7 ;-;7 ;-;7 ;-;7 ;-;7 ;-;7 ;-;7 ;-;7 ;-;7 ;-;7 ;-;7 GLORY TO ARSTOTZKA

​

 

[Will2brown]

Arstotzka
Arstotzka greatest country in the world.
If you want to get in
you will need to bring your papers
and your passport.

If you forge, if you lie, if you cheat you will be detained.
You can not, I repeat, you can not
fool us here on post.
Next.

Arstotzka
Arstotzka better than Kolechia.
They are stupid and foolish and silly little rats.
Filthy rats.
We have tanks, we have bombs, we have guns
we have glory too.
There is no cowardly enemy that can bother us.
Boom.

Arstotzka
Arstotzka medicine is best in world.
If you're sick, if you sneeze, or you need another heart.
Or a lung.
We have doctors who will make you feel almost no pain.
If you scream, then they know that you are very much alive.
Ouch.

Arstotzka
Arstotzka have best football team in world.
They kick balls, they kick arse, they kick everything you see.
They are great.
They can run, they can jum, they can score so many goals,
other teams should despair, there is no true hope to win.
Goal!

Arstotzka
Arstotzka have best apartments in the world.
They are big, they are grey, they are square and glorious.
So great.
You can eat, you can sleep, you can even just relax
and watch all the other countries be really jealous.
Ha-ha.

Arstotzka
Arstotzka economy is best in world.
Every man, every month can afford to eat one loaf.
Mmm, bread.
Our industry is heaviest in world
we melt steel, we burn coal, we make air look really cool.

 

[jorgekorke]

The Clan RATO officially offers an military alliance proposal to the Arstotzkan Empire. We are already set as allies in-game, but I'd like to make things official, now that our old Tartaran friends are integrated. We compromise ourselves on sending aid on future battles that Arstotzka will face, and hopes that this will encourage trading between the empire and our small paramilitary group.

Korke
- Clan RATO Battlemaster​

 

[deathsoul097]

Hi guys! I used to be a Member of TE but i took a break from SM for a while, but im back and working some small designs. Sooooooooooooo, i came to the forums, and i see TE has merged with the Arstotzkan Empire. Just aheva few questions.

Because i took a long haitus from playing, am i still considered a Tataran Member?

With the new Merge, does that mean i will have to apply to join the Artotzkan faction, or will my previous TE membership be recognized?

Oh, and am i able to bring in my own ships if you do accept me? I dont mind using standardized ships on Elwyn if you want, but i like using my designs when i can.

Anyway, Hola, and i hope we can have some fun ^_^

-N-

o7
(This is a salute)

 

[Planr]

o cyka, the purges are moving ahead of the schedule))))
Quickly Berija, get the gold, we're moving to United Federation

wot

broski are you leaving us?!?!

 

[Captain_Boroski]

wot

broski are you leaving us?!?!

no tovarisch))) is joke)))))

 

[Planr]

no tovarisch))) is joke)))))

MUCH RELIEF HAVE I AT FELLOW ARSTOTZKANS MERE HUMOR

 

[Comr4de]

Hi guys! I used to be a Member of TE but i took a break from SM for a while, but im back and working some small designs. Sooooooooooooo, i came to the forums, and i see TE has merged with the Arstotzkan Empire. Just aheva few questions.

Because i took a long haitus from playing, am i still considered a Tataran Member?

With the new Merge, does that mean i will have to apply to join the Artotzkan faction, or will my previous TE membership be recognized?

Oh, and am i able to bring in my own ships if you do accept me? I dont mind using standardized ships on Elwyn if you want, but i like using my designs when i can.

Anyway, Hola, and i hope we can have some fun ^_^

-N-

o7
(This is a salute)

PM me your ingame name, I'll send an invite.

 

[Planr]

New upcoming Gyoza-class Space Destroyer for Arstotzka!

 

[Captain_Boroski]

Less mass, more stealth)))) next generation of эсминец)))))

 

[deathsoul097]

Whats the scale of that thing, Planr? Looks awesome. Just want to know for the naming/classification of my new designs for relevance, etc.

 

[Captain_Boroski]

Whats the scale of that thing, Planr? Looks awesome. Just want to know for the naming/classification of my new designs for relevance, etc.

634m long, 78m high, 54m wide. Clocking at 96,000~ mass at the moment.

 

[Planr]

634m long, 78m high, 54m wide. Clocking at 96,000~ mass at the moment.

oh shut up you xD

Whats the scale of that thing, Planr? Looks awesome. Just want to know for the naming/classification of my new designs for relevance, etc.

It's 209 meters long, high end of the classification for Destroyers. Let me PM you the ship classification guide our faction uses in just a sec.
[DOUBLEPOST=1430367483,1430366914][/DOUBLEPOST]Here you go.
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1LUswpCk5D5CZCLfWOerXs3iuxFaVfQDiBcBTNypIalc/edit?usp=sharing
[DOUBLEPOST=1430369409][/DOUBLEPOST]

 

[deathsoul097]

Oooooh, okay. (I took Boroski seriously seriously when i read that, and i was just like :0)

Soo, by your standards, my new ship, the Alisar, would be a Battleship then, though, i have a very extensive interior so i think it would serve more as a destroyer. Ill link some slightly older images ^_^

http://imgur.com/a/fGqSP#0

It comes in at around 250 Long, 60 wide, and i think about 60-70 tall, so i think ill change it's class from Light to Heavy Destroyer.
Ive added a lot since then though, and made a rather basic warp gate and a cool transport nearby.

-Edit-

Updated the Imgur album with a bunch of pics showcasing the world as it stands today :D

 

[Equilibrium21]

The Zoom Corporation requests an alliance and a trade deal with the glorious Arstotzkan Empire.

-C.E.O of Zoom Corp.