The Union of Intergalactic States

[Squigglets]

huh we are doing stuff again

 

[Aesthetics]

WE'RE GETTING TOO OLD FOR ALL THIS NONSENSE

And by that I mean we're officially one year old today! The Union, that is. One whole year of consecutive shitposting really does you in, huh.​

 

[The_Owl]

Fuck me how has it lasted this long.

 

[Captain Tankman]

Fuck me how has it lasted this long.

We're just like the disgusting bubblegum stuck under your shoe, you just can't get rid off us :P

 

[FlyingDebris]

Fuck me

okay

 

[Jake_Lancia]

In other News - The Royal Orchestra of the Union of Intergalactic States, playing SOON(tm) at a theater hall near YOU!

(Context: A bunch of UIS guys started playing random instruments over Discord in a chaotic way)

 

[Squigglets]

Yeah I hear the Violinist are great.

 

[FlyingDebris]

The band sounds about as coordinated as anything we do.


Suffice to say, if you imagined an industrial meat grinder filled to the brim with car parts and geese, you might approximate the sounds that were transmitted over the internet recently.

 

[The_Owl]

The band sounds about as coordinated as anything we do.


Suffice to say, if you imagined an industrial meat grinder filled to the brim with car parts and geese, you might approximate the sounds that were transmitted over the internet recently.

30 violins played by 10yr olds Is properly worse tbh. Unless someone started singing.

 

[TheDerpGamerX]

Dovan Empire wants to join this Union of Intergalactic Shitposters. We are masters of all 7 arts of shitposts, and have achieved the "yeem" level.

But seriously tho, we already have a history with some of the UIS factions, but were forced to cease relations due to our OAS alignment. Now that we are free of that restriction, I wish to repair the bridges that were burned. I feel bad about all the shit I threw, and really liked you guys.

We hope to join you guys in your endeavors, and in the inevitable disbandment of the UIS alliance, then reformation under another name, then disbandment again, then reformation under another name, then-well you get the point.