Congratulations! You\'ve achieved \"that guy\" status! We know you didn\'t want to, but you still made a conscious decision to take some amount of time out of your day to achieve that favored title and we\'d like to recognize that here, today.
We sincerely thank you for belittling the efforts of those here. We know you didn\'t want to do so, but, being the brave, heroic victim of circumstance you are, we understand you were compelled by forces outside of your control. It\'s not like you CHOSE to be a virtuoso-level pork flautist about it. The universe chose that for you. Thank you for having the ethical fortitude to speak out.
Please look forward to me harvesting the ideas and design aesthetics of the contest participants in my next series of ships: The Vecordean Fleetworks Customer Ripoff Jamboree: The Writer Prophecies.
It seems you know a lot! You troubled genius. You prognosticator extrodinaire. You oracular saint. You diviner of destinies.
In recognition for your brave and not at all snide, demeaning, and pretentious act, we offer you a lifetime supply of vouchers, redeemable for day-long bouts of consensual psuedo-copulation with any of these fine thread commenters:
1) Writer
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Enjoy!