We\'ll be posting Aerzaals\' upgrade/refit tomorrow during our voluminous free time between fielding VFW complaint calls and/or laughing. We like it more than our original design, as a matter of fact.
But, being a mono-attentive pre-fabbed being, I spent my free time tonight poking through the engineering archives. I accessed the secret Dissonance files and then stole them*! Take a peek at how it\'s coming along.
VFW Engineering drones and lay engineering enthusiasts have often been a bit flummoxed with what to do with the undersides of our ships. The answer is clear: Put a proper door there because those crappy, tiny side-mounted doors are a bit ridiculous, no? Here\'s the primary personnel access.
Step inside and take a right. This leads to the bridge and gunnary control areas. The armored, three-man bridge is inside the central door. Turret controls for the Dissonance\'s yet unreleased Medium Turrets are on either side. Behind is the cargo deck, but that\'s not finished yet.
Take the door on the left, there, and it\'ll take us to reactor control. Glowing Mystery Effluvia Jam is being exposed to various science things to help generate power/cancer!
Through reactor control are maintenance bays and a ramp leading up the primary crew deck. Rumor has it the maintenance bays are filled with naught but duct tape and cheap oils, but that is simply not true. Our corporate suit-lords would never spend the money required.
Taking the ramp up leads to the uncompleted kitchen/mess area and, what do we see here? A familiar green light near a door. What could that possibly be?
Oh! One of those crazy sinks humans need for their excretions. It\'s shameful that you do that, by the way. Our own corporate suit-beings consume love and excrete murder. Far more efficient. Taking a near by door leads to the crew quarters. Gone are the Dirge\'s mean bunks. Instead, we get two double suites with a few more planned. Nice digs. Better than you probably deserve.
Nice work, guys! Still, the Dissonance is only a Frigate, and there can\'t be much more room to work with, right? Well, this is a shot taken from on top of the bridge. I think we\'ve got space to spare.
We\'ve constantly been improving our methods and we intend to step up our game considerably (at dear cost to your wallet, we assure you). Stay tuned, as always, dearest customers.
*by \"stolen\" he means \"was handed them by the Marketing drones\". -JVVFW