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    1. Dr. Whammy

      Add this joker to your ban list

      This is a perfect example of why I tend to play StarMade solo, and failing that, I stick with a small close knit group of people who I personally know. The are too many idiots trying to mess up someone's day for no other reason than because their own lives are lame. Recruit wisely, ladies and...
    2. Dr. Whammy

      What do you do when you're bored in StarMade?

      Depending on your relative orientation to the planets and stars, you actually can simulate a sunset/sunrise; quite easily in fact. Given that we play in a simulated environment with an accelerated time passage rate, you can even see the effects of planetary rotation and revolution as they are...
    3. Dr. Whammy

      Introducing The United Star Axis

      Yeah, I missed the deadline due to having too much stuff IRL that demanded my attention. No biggie. All that means is that my ships don't get to be target practice for the entire StarMade community... :D Besides; I am now in the middle of what I consider to be my 5th generation of...
    4. Dr. Whammy

      Introducing The United Star Axis

      Thanks guys. I took your advice and started to vary my design techniques a bit. As obsessed as I am with my original style, I don't want to be a one trick pony anymore. It's time to mix things up a little.
    5. Dr. Whammy

      Introducing The United Star Axis

      Industrial construction craft for the fleet contest. Obviously a drastic departure from my usual design but I like the way it turned out. I never submitted it because I ran out of time due to IRL issues...
    6. Dr. Whammy

      Engine Porn

      Industrial booty...
    7. Dr. Whammy

      The Despair Thread

      My first combat experience in multi-player vs custom pirates... Star Axis defeated by pirates in the Aetherion Galaxy Captain's log, Stardate 11-4-2X15. The deep space exploration command ship; Axis-1 was shot down by pirate gunships while on a diplomatic mission in Iron Dragon Territory. A...
    8. Dr. Whammy

      What do you do when you're bored in StarMade?

      Thanks Edymnion. The "Dave" model was losing its appeal so I broke out a can of Photoshop and went to town. Unfortunately it's not on CC, as my personal likeness is under the helmet. Every once in a while, I may make a skin for another player upon request; provided my free time allows for it.
    9. Dr. Whammy

      What do you do when you're bored in StarMade?

      Ok. Back on topic. Sometimes, when I get bored in StarMade, I... Update my wardrobe. Invite some friends over. Throw a surprise party. Go for a walk in the park... Play some basketball. Spend time with family Watch the sun set
    10. Dr. Whammy

      What do you do when you're bored in StarMade?

      I'm sorry. My "roids" have been acting up lately. I get carried away when that happens...
    11. Dr. Whammy

      What do you do when you're bored in StarMade?

      That is a reasonable ASS-umption. Crap! This thread just became strangely arousing...
    12. Dr. Whammy

      What do you do when you're bored in StarMade?

      The asteroid update resulted in a dramatic increase in size; resembling the use of steroids (ASS-steroids) which would cause them to become BIG-assed. So basically, we have a bunch of half-assed-asteroids pumped full of ass-steroids to create a bunch of big-assed asteroids. What's so...
    13. Dr. Whammy

      What do you do when you're bored in StarMade?

      I completely lost my mind when I read this... Thank goodness I wasn't drinking anything. There would have been a BIG mess.
    14. Dr. Whammy

      What do you do when you're bored in StarMade?

      Yeah. You can find them... ...or you can just build them.
    15. Dr. Whammy

      Kelvin Timeline Excelsior [WIP]

      Provocative drama aside; it's a nice looking build. I don't care if it's Excelsior, Vengeance or a hybrid of the two. It's a nice design and it looks very sexy in white (Very "Star Axis"-like). I can't wait to see a finished interior. Patience, Whammy... Patience... :confused: Edit...
    16. Dr. Whammy

      Kelvin Timeline Excelsior [WIP]

      Why have I never seen this design before? This is absolutely amazing! Well done.
    17. Dr. Whammy

      New interior and exterior for my Anaconda

      Giant space-fleet spaceship space feet! Awesome sauce!
    18. Dr. Whammy

      How many docked entities is too many?

      My launcher has a rail speed controller set to zero as a 'safety' mechanism. Even on 'safe mode', it still shot everyone's ping to into the quintuple digits. I had to jettison the launcher and destroy it with cannon fire to get rid of the lag. I don't know if it's the number of docked...
    19. Dr. Whammy

      How many docked entities is too many?

      I can't say for certain. ...but I can tell you that the amount of lag generated from mounting a 100 round logic-driven torpedo launcher on a frigate along with 19 point defense guns and 2 missile turrets (a total of 145 cores) will make everyone on the server either beg for mercy or put a...
    20. Dr. Whammy

      Three Sisters Returning Home (Star Trek)

      With regard to aesthetics, this is my absolute favorite ship in Star Trek and you have done it justice. Well done!