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    We are on a roll



    Phantomhive and The Fringe suffer losses once again!

    Not 1 hour ago, 9th Strike Force sent out a fleet consisting of two Verdict-gunships to The Fringe and then Phantomhive.

    The attack on The Fringie was successfull, The Fringe undocked a miner which was quickly destroyed, captured and salvaged.
    The Miner in question, designated "Eater" after being overheated was rebooted, factioned and fleet moved away all while taking fire from The Fringe homebase defences.

    The attack on Phantomhive was equally successfull, an approx 20k vessel designated as "Cotton Mouth Raider" was sent via a fleet to the Phantomhive homebase as reinforcements while it was besieged by the 9th Strike Force, the vessel was destroyed by the two Verdict-class gunships in spite of being outmassed significantly, the vessel was captured but could not be fleet moved away as it was already in a fleet, so the pilots EVA'd towards the ship and buildblocked whatever they could before destroying the remains.

    Shitpost levels are still be measured at this time.


    In other news, the two 9th Strike Force pilots had bounties placed on them by DestroyerofWorlds for 10 million credits each, the bounties were claimed by the two pilots empyting their inventories and killing eachover, both getting the bounty payouts.








    [doublepost=1514599863,1514599758][/doublepost]Oh forget to mention the pilot of the Eater ragequit after we killed it lmao
     

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    In other news, the two 9th Strike Force pilots had bounties placed on them by DestroyerofWorlds for 10 million credits each, the bounties were claimed by the two pilots empyting their inventories and killing eachover, both getting the bounty payouts.

     
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    One of the dudes we attacked (Phantomhive) just ragequit the server! LMAO




    Apparently it was a retaliation attcack in response to an earlier raid by Phantomhive. Can dish out the heat but cant take the heat!
     

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    big was the one who did all the damage, he killed a 139k mass ship that was undocked, as a response to them attack a dark freind.
    I said Meow.
    Fuck you dude.
    [doublepost=1514770233,1514770175][/doublepost]I just love the change of tone so much between those statements.
     
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    Random discord message from Calhoun while I am trying to fix my shitty internet.



    A few minutes later and apparently Calhoun ninja'd the light and dark frieghters.

    Uhh GG(?)

    Calhoun pls take screenshots next time so I can make a proper newspost :u
     
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    Whats your ingame name?

    UselessYellowFruit


    What previous factions have you been apart of?

    TryHardTechnologies (pre Trexit), CrimsonVulture


    How many grams of vegimite do you consume on average per week?

    1 more than u


    Are you Australian?

    Yes





    totally not a lie






    pls belief me


    Do you like shitposting?

    sure thing m9


    Are you ok with using discord to communicate with your fellow shitposters?

    yes


    How old are you? (In years)

    as old as the commonwealth of Australia


    How much of a cunt are you?

    am very cunt


    What is the name of the Australian National Anthem that was composed by Men at Work?

    The screams of dying emus to the beat of a machine gun


    What did you name your pet Kangaroo?

    VegimiteBoi


    Do you drink fosters?

    indeed



    Here a proof of some of my above statements
    notfakedid.png
     
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    Is it because I'm useless, an obvious alt or both?
    banana thonk v2.png
    or are you a bananaphobe?