The League of Australian Shitposters

[Calhoun]

who

because denying me is not an option

i sucky sucky i love you long time

accepted

 

[Aesthetics]

accepted

y a y

 

[Captain_Boroski]

Hit me up fam

 

[Nauvran]

Cal you cunt let me in

 

[Calhoun]

The League of Australian Shitposters News Updoot

We did a thing





Australia Invades A Distant Server

By the will of the vegemite gods, the League of Australian Shitposters has launched their first operation, the objective. Shitpost on A Distant Server and maybe kill some guys on the way because lol PvP.

Thus far, we have managed to obtain a stable economy and a small patrol fleet by the hard work of the kangaroo mining squad (basicly RedAlert and Calhoun mining with shamelessy stolen Magitek Miner knockoffs from Space China)

Thus far, the shitpost index for that server has been anaylised to be on a magnitude of 156 on the Tony Abbot Standard Shitpost Measurement System (TASSMS System)


Attempted theft of Key Magitek Infastructure fails

An elite team of Australian diggers had spent 2 weeks locating a key component of Magitek Infastructure, after being found Australian Shitpost Team 42 attempted a super seekret capture operation.

A Mining vessel was retrofited with a Space Ghillie Suit to ensure it was not detected by the crew of the vessel, who where hopefully stupid enough to think it was just a small planet.

After capturing the vessel using the Space Ghillie Suit as a net, Shitpost Team 42 attempted to drag it outside to complete the capture, unfortunately due to Veilith's hacky bullshit, the ship kept phasing through out net.

Shitpost Team 42 was only able drag the ship 5km of the 100km needed to clear the area of operations and complete the mission, eventually they gave up because "This isn't going to fucking work, lets go home and get a beer"

Jake_Lancia, also known as AussieShitposter1990, was found to be responsible for the missions failure, as he failed to show up to participate. Its all Jake's fault.

The structure has been publicly revealed to be a thruster stick with some shields, if lost it would have halted any Magitek Navy progress for at least 3 months.

Exploit Empire scouting mission interupted by some guy in a penis ship

Exploit Empire member IKindaCrashALot was spotted on A Distant Server, presumed to be scouting the server for an Exploit Invasion, he was followed in his small missile boat for 20 minutes by RedAlert in the S.S. That's A Penis before the Vaygr scout, unaware he was being followed logged off in our own territory (bruh) before having his ship boarded by RedAlert and scuttled.

HOW WILL THE EXPLOIT EMPIRE EVER RECOVER FROM THIS!?!?!?!?!?!?

With their forward scouting operation halted, the Exploit Empire's invasion has been halted for now, but Shitpost Team 42 has been keeping a constant eye out for any indication of the Exploit Empire leader, Zoe-zeenee deciding to invade with his Exploit Navy.

A shitpost video of the event will be coming soon.


A New Alliance

Yeah, it happened


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[Mortiferum]

I am more interested in the international moose counting.

Are they taking volunteers?

 

[Jebediah1]

A New Alliance

Yeah, it happened


​

the fuck
nice meme

 

[The Judge]

IGN: Aceface
Previous Factions: Gaygr Empire
Vegetalmite: I consume 10 billion kilojoules of chromosomal vegimite
Australialian residence: I am Aceface, who is probably from austria
Shitbosting: I love to shitpost
Discord: Discord is almost god but you are the true god
Age: I am about as old as how old aceface most likely is (47?)
How big of a cunt are you?: Yes
Australian song thing?: Kangaroo folk song
Kangaroo: my pet kangaroo is named chromosome mcgee
Drinks: I only drink piss and watery ketchup
[doublepost=1504246882,1504246099][/doublepost]I even made this cool flag as an appreciation gift

 

[Mortiferum]

what the fuck

You defiled our flag

Please disappear. Go punch an emu or something.

 

[Calhoun]

IGN: Aceface
Previous Factions: Gaygr Empire
Vegetalmite: I consume 10 billion kilojoules of chromosomal vegimite
Australialian residence: I am Aceface, who is probably from austria
Shitbosting: I love to shitpost
Discord: Discord is almost god but you are the true god
Age: I am about as old as how old aceface most likely is (47?)
How big of a cunt are you?: Yes
Australian song thing?: Kangaroo folk song
Kangaroo: my pet kangaroo is named chromosome mcgee
Drinks: I only drink piss and watery ketchup
[doublepost=1504246882,1504246099][/doublepost]I even made this cool flag as an appreciation gift

Denied.

 

[Reilly Reese]

Please disappear. Go punch an emu or something.

You want him to fight the Emus because they kicked your butts right? That way you don't have to suffer another embarrassing defeat to them?

 

[GantryPengy380]

The emus would probably think juj wanted to start another human vs emu war. Let's not send him out to punch them. We could just put him in the emu exhibit at some zoo or whatever and tell him to punch one of those ones.

 

[Mortiferum]

The emus would probably think juj wanted to start another human vs emu war. Let's not send him out to punch them. We could just put him in the emu exhibit at some zoo or whatever and tell him to punch one of those ones.

No, you are wrong.

We need to put him in the human exhibit in an Emu run zoo.

 

[Jake_Lancia]

No, you are wrong.

We need to put him in the human exhibit in an Emu run zoo.

oh okay

 

[GantryPengy380]

Whats your ingame name? ShitpostingGuy1488
What previous factions have you been apart of? Trident and Trinova
How many grams of vegimite do you consume on average per week? All of them
Are you Australian? If I wasn't why would I be here ya cunt?
Do you like shitposting? If I'm an aussie cunt, then I like shitposting, ya fookin dumbarse!
Are you ok with using discord to communicate with your fellow shitposters?
How old are you? (In years) Very
How much of a cunt are you? Very, or not at all when I'm sleeping (almost never, since sleeping is for the weak cunts)
What is the name of the Australian National Anthem that was composed by Men at Work? DOWN UNDER YA FOOKER
What did you name your pet Kangaroo? Cuntcunt
Do you drink fosters? Eww, shitposter juice is better.

 

[The Judge]

I can initiate the Emu genocide

 

[Calhoun]

Whats your ingame name? ShitpostingGuy1488
What previous factions have you been apart of? Trident and Trinova
How many grams of vegimite do you consume on average per week? All of them
Are you Australian? If I wasn't why would I be here ya cunt?
Do you like shitposting? If I'm an aussie cunt, then I like shitposting, ya fookin dumbarse!
Are you ok with using discord to communicate with your fellow shitposters?
How old are you? (In years) Very
How much of a cunt are you? Very, or not at all when I'm sleeping (almost never, since sleeping is for the weak cunts)
What is the name of the Australian National Anthem that was composed by Men at Work? DOWN UNDER YA FOOKER
What did you name your pet Kangaroo? Cuntcunt
Do you drink fosters? Eww, shitposter juice is better.

Denied.

I can initiate the Emu genocide

Accepted.

 

[Aesthetics]

A U S S I E A U S S I E A U S S I E​

 

[GantryPengy380]

O I O I O I

 

[Calhoun]

O I O I O I

Accepted.