Aesthetics
Dark Lord of the Sith
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The League of Australian Shitposters
- Thread starter Calhoun
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The League of Australian Shitposters News Updoot
BREAKING NEWS
We haven't done fucking anything. It's probably Jake's fault.
HOWEVER, there was a successful land down under lyric chain in the LvD discord, heralding the fact that we're a bunch of lazy cunts about to do some shit!
plus games gonna be dead soon so so may as well shoot some cunts
BREAKING NEWS
We haven't done fucking anything. It's probably Jake's fault.
HOWEVER, there was a successful land down under lyric chain in the LvD discord, heralding the fact that we're a bunch of lazy cunts about to do some shit!
plus games gonna be dead soon so so may as well shoot some cunts
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Aesthetics
Dark Lord of the Sith
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Blimey, those emus sure are aggressive these days. Can the science side of Australia bring out some impressively terrible marmite/vegemite combo to drive them out?
TheDerpGamerX
Lord of Lawnmowers
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Australia =/= Canada.
Canadaians are polite and nice, despite the fact they live in a freezing hellhole.
Australians live on dinosaur island, which makes them all cunts.
Canadaians are polite and nice, despite the fact they live in a freezing hellhole.
Australians live on dinosaur island, which makes them all cunts.
The Judge
Kill me please
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Wrong
We Minnesotans and sometimes Canadians have this thing we call "Minnesota Nice", otherwise known as being a passive-aggressive cunt.
Aesthetics
Dark Lord of the Sith
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The Judge
Kill me please
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The Judge
Kill me please
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Do you really think our HDI is that low?
We live in a hostile, frozen wasteland that's basically Canada but at least we're not Alabama.
The League of Australian Shitposters News Updoot
BREAKING NEWS
The League of Australian Shitposters has achieved a glorious victory on the LvD server, this marks the start of many shitpost crusades to come.
Not 10 minutes ago, League of Australian Shitposters LvD division, known as the 9th Strike Force was deployed to the territory of Phantomhive after its leader CielTheKitten was causing a ruckus in galactic comms networks by spamming "PHANTOMHIVE!!!!!!!" over and over again.
Two Verdict-class Gunships, at 3k mass apiece entered the Phantomhive homebase system and had managed to kill another Phantomhive member twice before enacting as blockade at their base, shitposts ran wild baiting them into undocking to fight.
CielTheKitten had undocked an approx 8k mass vessel to try and figh us off, initialy the vessel jumped out in retreat but came back soon after, the two Verdict Gunships used propulsion inhibiting weapons to prevent the vessel from docking to the homebase and it was quickly destroyed along with its pilot.
MercDragon member Inquisitor arrived in an approx 38k mass vessel as reinforcements but by this time the 9th Strike Force had already completed their objective, the two Verdict Gunships were destroyed by the 38k vessel but the attriton and objective war was won regardless.
LAS members express their thanks to MercDragon for a good fight.
In the aftermath, LAS forces noted that the salt readings coming from galactic comms sent by CielTheKitten were at 32 on the "lmao salty much?" scale, LAS member MachineCulture had shitposted in response, which resulted in salt levels getting up to 53 on the scales.
LAS has achieved both an attrition and shitpost victory today, recent anaylsis puts the shitpost levels on LvD at 345 on the Tony Abbot Standard Shitpost Measurement System (TASSMS)
BREAKING NEWS
The League of Australian Shitposters has achieved a glorious victory on the LvD server, this marks the start of many shitpost crusades to come.
Not 10 minutes ago, League of Australian Shitposters LvD division, known as the 9th Strike Force was deployed to the territory of Phantomhive after its leader CielTheKitten was causing a ruckus in galactic comms networks by spamming "PHANTOMHIVE!!!!!!!" over and over again.
Two Verdict-class Gunships, at 3k mass apiece entered the Phantomhive homebase system and had managed to kill another Phantomhive member twice before enacting as blockade at their base, shitposts ran wild baiting them into undocking to fight.
CielTheKitten had undocked an approx 8k mass vessel to try and figh us off, initialy the vessel jumped out in retreat but came back soon after, the two Verdict Gunships used propulsion inhibiting weapons to prevent the vessel from docking to the homebase and it was quickly destroyed along with its pilot.
MercDragon member Inquisitor arrived in an approx 38k mass vessel as reinforcements but by this time the 9th Strike Force had already completed their objective, the two Verdict Gunships were destroyed by the 38k vessel but the attriton and objective war was won regardless.
LAS members express their thanks to MercDragon for a good fight.
In the aftermath, LAS forces noted that the salt readings coming from galactic comms sent by CielTheKitten were at 32 on the "lmao salty much?" scale, LAS member MachineCulture had shitposted in response, which resulted in salt levels getting up to 53 on the scales.
LAS has achieved both an attrition and shitpost victory today, recent anaylsis puts the shitpost levels on LvD at 345 on the Tony Abbot Standard Shitpost Measurement System (TASSMS)
The League of Australian Shitposters News Updoot
BREAKING NEWS
9th Strike Force was contracted by an anonymous citizen of the LvD server to raid "The Fringe"
Not 2 hours ago, a taskforce consisting of two Verdict-class Gunships at 3k mass each were deployed after gaining inteligence of the factions activitvites via twitch.tv.
The 9th Strike force initially halted in the system and remained undetected while pirates attack their base, but soon after they engaged the pirates with intent to observe the reaction of the targets, the pirates consisting of two approx 3 vessels and one 10k vessel were destroyed, the twitch streamer of the faction expressed confusion, thinking they were "drones"
The 9th Strike Force then proceeded to attack members of The Fringe, killing several astronauts as they were attempting to dock vessels to their homebase, the members then manned the turrets present on their homebase and attempted to return fire however their weapons could not penetrate the Verdict gunships shielding.
Non of the faction Corrupted Singularity entered the area sometime later in asmall vessel (exact mass unknown) 218 mass fighter and was killed by one of the Verdict gunships.
The faction was then blockaded for some time, with astronauts being killed as they attempted to approach the Verdict gunships to board them.
The salt produced from this event as well as the accompanying shitposting has raised the shitpost levels on LvD to 877 on the Tony Abbot Standard Shitpost Measurement System (TASSMS)
BREAKING NEWS
9th Strike Force was contracted by an anonymous citizen of the LvD server to raid "The Fringe"
Not 2 hours ago, a taskforce consisting of two Verdict-class Gunships at 3k mass each were deployed after gaining inteligence of the factions activitvites via twitch.tv.
The 9th Strike force initially halted in the system and remained undetected while pirates attack their base, but soon after they engaged the pirates with intent to observe the reaction of the targets, the pirates consisting of two approx 3 vessels and one 10k vessel were destroyed, the twitch streamer of the faction expressed confusion, thinking they were "drones"
The 9th Strike Force then proceeded to attack members of The Fringe, killing several astronauts as they were attempting to dock vessels to their homebase, the members then manned the turrets present on their homebase and attempted to return fire however their weapons could not penetrate the Verdict gunships shielding.
Non of the faction Corrupted Singularity entered the area sometime later in a
The faction was then blockaded for some time, with astronauts being killed as they attempted to approach the Verdict gunships to board them.
The salt produced from this event as well as the accompanying shitposting has raised the shitpost levels on LvD to 877 on the Tony Abbot Standard Shitpost Measurement System (TASSMS)
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Additional raids on The Fringe followed, more salt was produced.
[doublepost=1514521780,1514518905][/doublepost]Another update on that attack.
Reinforcements arrived to break our siege on The Fringe, Cornchip in an approx 28k mass vessel was destroyed by the two Verdict gunships, vessel was caputred and broken down for parts.
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https://clips.twitch.tv/ThoughtfulTastySandstormDerp
[doublepost=1514521780,1514518905][/doublepost]Another update on that attack.
Reinforcements arrived to break our siege on The Fringe, Cornchip in an approx 28k mass vessel was destroyed by the two Verdict gunships, vessel was caputred and broken down for parts.
Could this be the official national anthem of the League of Australian Shitposters?
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