The League of Australian Shitposters

[Calhoun]

The League of Australian Shitposters

This is probably going to end well.





Who are we?

We are a bunch of Aussies that like to shitpost and shit

Our goal is to take over StarMade, we will claim StarMade for the land down under cunts!

Also, unlike every other fukin faction in StarMade. We don't give a flying fuck if we loose in some PvP shit.

Time being salty is time spent not shitposting.


What do we do?

We shitpost on server chat and occasionaly we shoot stuff because lol pvp


What timezone are you active in?

I dunno, take a guess

HINT: Read the top of the thread


What is your rank structure?

Who the fuck gives a shit, oh well here you go anyways.

How do I join?

Reply to this thread with this filled out questionare thingy

Whats your ingame name?
What previous factions have you been apart of?
How many grams of vegimite do you consume on average per week?
Are you Australian?
Do you like shitposting?
Are you ok with using discord to communicate with your fellow shitposters?
How old are you? (In years)
How much of a cunt are you?
What is the name of the Australian National Anthem that was composed by Men at Work?
What did you name your pet Kangaroo?
Do you drink fosters?


Is this an actual faction or some kind of joke?

It probably is but you still want to join anyway because AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE! OI OI OI!​

 

[The_Owl]

You better have a Vegemite ship.

 

[Calhoun]

You better have a Vegemite ship.

Of course we do.

(Hey Red)

 

[Tenji_Lionel]

1) WELL YOU SHOULD KNOW YA TWAT
2) WELL WOULD YOU LIKE TO KNOW
3) FIVE HUNDRED MORE THAN YOU
4) NOPE, BUT BEING AROUND YOUR UGLY FACE FOR SO LONG I SHOULD BE QUALIFIED
5) USE THAT TINY BRAIN OF YOURS AND THINK
6) YES
7) 14 YA CUNT
8) YA CUNT YOU WANNA KNOW HOW MUCH OF A CUNTY CUNT I AM? COME AT ME TA CUNT
9) A LAND DOWN UNDER I THINK, DOESN'T REALLY MATTER YA TWAT
10) JACK, AS IN JACK SHIT I WOULD TELL YOU THE NAME OF MY KANGAROO
11) I'M 14 YA TWAT WHAT DO YOU THINK.

 

[Calhoun]

Tenji_Lionel

Denied.

 

[Jake_Lancia]

Whats your ingame name? - AussieShitPoster1990
What previous factions have you been apart of? - TryHard Technologies
How many grams of vegimite do you consume on average per week? - Too many to count m8
Are you Australian? - pls
Do you like shitposting? - yes
Are you ok with using discord to communicate with your fellow shitposters? - yeah m8
How old are you? (In years) - All of the years
How much of a cunt are you? - Enough I guess
What is the name of the Australian National Anthem that was composed by Men at Work? - DOWN UNDER ya cock
What did you name your pet Kangaroo? Calhoun
Do you drink fosters? - yes

 

[Calhoun]

Whats your ingame name? - AussieShitPoster1990
What previous factions have you been apart of? - TryHard Technologies
How many grams of vegimite do you consume on average per week? - Too many to count m8
Are you Australian? - pls
Do you like shitposting? - yes
Are you ok with using discord to communicate with your fellow shitposters? - yeah m8
How old are you? (In years) - All of the years
How much of a cunt are you? - Enough I guess
What is the name of the Australian National Anthem that was composed by Men at Work? - DOWN UNDER ya cock
What did you name your pet Kangaroo? Calhoun
Do you drink fosters? - yes

Accepted.

Cunt.

 

[Jake_Lancia]

Cunt.

no u

 

[Sachys]

O____o

 

[JumpSuit]

This is the most Aussie(est) faction thread ever, so much culture and cunt-y-ness....

 

[Jebediah1]

lol this is the best post I have ever seen on the dock

 

[Jebediah1]

IGN - Totally an Australian Cunt
Last faction - The Byzantine Empire
Vegimite - uh, I dunno maybe like 7(wtf is that)
Am I Australian - possibly (no)
Do I like shitposting - yes I'm a cunt
Discord - yes
AGE - 7 (when I'm on the forum)
How much of a cunt - I used to run a faction so I'm a massive cunt shitface wanker asshole.
National anthem - is this one right?
My Kangroo - m8
Drink - no

 

[Calhoun]

IGN - Totally an Australian Cunt
Last faction - The Byzantine Empire
Vegimite - uh, I dunno maybe like 7(wtf is that)
Am I Australian - possibly (no)
Do I like shitposting - yes I'm a cunt
Discord - yes
AGE - 7 (when I'm on the forum)
How much of a cunt - I used to run a faction so I'm a massive cunt shitface wanker asshole.
National anthem - is this one right?
My Kangroo - m8
Drink - no

Denied

 

[Jebediah1]

Denied

rip

 

[Jebediah1]

Denied

Have you considered having American asshole retards as an auxiliary division?

 

[Calhoun]

Have you considered having American asshole retards as an auxiliary division?

Yes, however we can't support another faction made up of an entire country.

 

[Thingie]

Whats your ingame name? Thingie
What previous factions have you been apart of? None, i don't like people or play the game.
How many grams of vegimite do you consume on average per week? *vegemite. 1/4 of a smol jar. no i'm not joking.
Are you Australian? yeah, an original.
Do you like shitposting? I am Australian.
Are you ok with using discord to communicate with your fellow shitposters? nah, i don't go on discord channels.
How old are you? (In years) I am a many years
How much of a cunt are you? I have no friends, take a guess.
What is the name of the Australian National Anthem that was composed by Men at Work? Down under.
What did you name your pet Kangaroo? dinner
Do you drink fosters? nah Milo m8
(Please don't accept me, i don't like commitment. )

 

[therimmer96]

lemme in cunts.

 

[Reilly Reese]

(Please accept me, i live for commitment. )

Fixed

 

[Calhoun]

Whats your ingame name? Thingie
What previous factions have you been apart of? None, i don't like people or play the game.
How many grams of vegimite do you consume on average per week? *vegemite. 1/4 of a smol jar. no i'm not joking.
Are you Australian? yeah, an original.
Do you like shitposting? I am Australian.
Are you ok with using discord to communicate with your fellow shitposters? nah, i don't go on discord channels.
How old are you? (In years) I am a many years
How much of a cunt are you? I have no friends, take a guess.
What is the name of the Australian National Anthem that was composed by Men at Work? Down under.
What did you name your pet Kangaroo? dinner
Do you drink fosters? nah Milo m8
(Please don't accept me, i don't like commitment. )

You're Crusade, and we've already got him so accepted ((((

lemme in cunts.

Pommie cunt. I mean that's technically a Proto-cunt right