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    Zackey_TNT

    Zackey_TNT

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    Whats your ingame name?
    annoying_cunt
    What previous factions have you been apart of?
    The Communist Party of New Zealand (CPNZ)
    How many grams of vegimite do you consume on average per week?
    more den ur mum
    Are you Australian?
    i'm one better
    Do you like shitposting?
    I sexually identify as a solar eclipse. Ever since I was a girl I dreamed of burning away the retinas of those ugly, disgusting lowlifes who dared to look at me. People always tell me that it's impossible to become an astronomical phenomena and I am fucking retarded. I don't care, I'm still beautiful. I'm going to have NASA cut me in half and then send both halves to the sun and moon respectively. From then on, you must address me by my personal pronouns, which are "Eclipse" and "Eclipseself", and you must also respect my right to cause permanent eye damage to passersby. If you can't accept me, you're a heliophobe who needs to check your astronomical privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
    Are you ok with using discord to communicate with your fellow shitposters?
    yah
    How old are you? (In years)
    9
    How much of a cunt are you?
    Hugh-Mungus
    What is the name of the Australian National Anthem that was composed by Men at Work?
    what
    What did you name your pet Kangaroo?
    Jack'em
    Do you drink fosters?
    what kind of piss are you pushing, L&P is the only way.
     
    Calhoun

    Calhoun

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    Zackey_TNT said:
    Whats your ingame name?
    annoying_cunt
    What previous factions have you been apart of?
    The Communist Party of New Zealand (CPNZ)
    How many grams of vegimite do you consume on average per week?
    more den ur mum
    Are you Australian?
    i'm one better
    Do you like shitposting?
    I sexually identify as a solar eclipse. Ever since I was a girl I dreamed of burning away the retinas of those ugly, disgusting lowlifes who dared to look at me. People always tell me that it's impossible to become an astronomical phenomena and I am fucking retarded. I don't care, I'm still beautiful. I'm going to have NASA cut me in half and then send both halves to the sun and moon respectively. From then on, you must address me by my personal pronouns, which are "Eclipse" and "Eclipseself", and you must also respect my right to cause permanent eye damage to passersby. If you can't accept me, you're a heliophobe who needs to check your astronomical privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
    Are you ok with using discord to communicate with your fellow shitposters?
    yah
    How old are you? (In years)
    9
    How much of a cunt are you?
    Hugh-Mungus
    What is the name of the Australian National Anthem that was composed by Men at Work?
    what
    What did you name your pet Kangaroo?
    Jack'em
    Do you drink fosters?
    what kind of piss are you pushing, L&P is the only way.
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    Accep-New Zealand. Denied.
     
    MrFuz

    MrFuz

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    Whats your ingame name? - MrFuz
    What previous factions have you been apart of? -OOb
    How many grams of vegimite do you consume on average per week? - Ya toilka pywu cheburashka !
    Are you Australian? - RUSSIA
    Do you like shitposting? - fuck yeah!
    Are you ok with using discord to communicate with your fellow shitposters? - Hell yeah
    How old are you? (In years) - My mass 13 billion years old!
    How much of a cunt are you? - I dont care about your nationality racism, I just want to shitpost dammit!
    What is the name of the Australian National Anthem that was composed by Men at Work? - What did you name your pet Kangaroo? They made good shashlik, but I would call them jack
    Do you drink fosters? - CHEBURASHKA, KVASS, elie, KEFIR!

    nobody says comrade in russia cunt
     
    Calhoun

    Calhoun

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    MrFuz said:
    Whats your ingame name? - MrFuz
    What previous factions have you been apart of? -OOb
    How many grams of vegimite do you consume on average per week? - Ya toilka pywu cheburashka !
    Are you Australian? - RUSSIA
    Do you like shitposting? - fuck yeah!
    Are you ok with using discord to communicate with your fellow shitposters? - Hell yeah
    How old are you? (In years) - My mass 13 billion years old!
    How much of a cunt are you? - I dont care about your nationality racism, I just want to shitpost dammit!
    What is the name of the Australian National Anthem that was composed by Men at Work? - What did you name your pet Kangaroo? They made good shashlik, but I would call them jack
    Do you drink fosters? - CHEBURASHKA, KVASS, elie, KEFIR!

    nobody says comrade in russia cunt
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    Denied Comrade
     
    The Judge

    The Judge

    Kill me please
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    IGN: The Judge
    Previous Factions: Trinova Technologies and Nova Fleet Dynamics
    Vegimite: 0 meters a day
    Shitposting: Yes I shitpost a lot in UIS Discord
    Discord: yes
    Age: more than 3
    How much of a cunt: Am Minnesota Nice
    Australian National Anthem: Uhh, the song of the residents of the kangarooo beer g'day mate shrimp on the barbie snakes spiders land
    Kangaroo: He's about as real as my Social Life
    Fosters: no
     
    therimmer96

    therimmer96

    The Cake Network Staff Senior button unpusher
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    IGN: therimmer96
    Previous Factions: Starfleet,Trinova Technologies, Trident
    Vegimite: It's Marmite you backwards aussies, and none.
    Australian: Sorry, I try to avoid going to prison.
    Shitposting: Cake Build Server Boxer Shorts> Cake Build Server
    Discord: yes
    Age: 96
    How much of a cunt: this much *extends arms*
    Australian National Anthem: ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH, EVERYTHING'S ON FIRE
    Kangaroo: no u
    Fosters: ew
     
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    Aesthetics

    Aesthetics

    Dark Lord of the Sith
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    Whats your ingame name? Aesthetics
    What previous factions have you been apart of? Anything starting with the name Aesthetica, there's too many to count
    How many grams of vegimite do you consume on average per week? About tree fiddy
    Are you Australian? No I have never committed a crime
    Do you like shitposting? No, shitposting is unhealthy and will kill me slowly and I want to die quicker than that
    Are you ok with using discord to communicate with your fellow shitposters? No I hate your guts
    How old are you? (In years) About tree fiddy
    How much of a cunt are you? I'm better at cricket than you so i must be pretty high
    What is the name of the Australian National Anthem that was composed by Men at Work? Who Can It Be Now
    What did you name your pet Kangaroo? Malcolm Turnbull
    Do you drink fosters? No I have standards you upside-down, juvenile desert rat    ​
     
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