The League of Australian Shitposters

[Crashmaster]

 

[Mortiferum]

Oi mate

Lemme in

 

[Calhoun]

Oi mate

Lemme in

Accepted

 

[Mortiferum]

Accepted

Even without your discord, the spirit of the shitposter lives within me!!

 

[Zackey_TNT]

Whats your ingame name?
annoying_cunt
What previous factions have you been apart of?
The Communist Party of New Zealand (CPNZ)
How many grams of vegimite do you consume on average per week?
more den ur mum
Are you Australian?
i'm one better
Do you like shitposting?

Spoiler: yes.

I sexually identify as a solar eclipse. Ever since I was a girl I dreamed of burning away the retinas of those ugly, disgusting lowlifes who dared to look at me. People always tell me that it's impossible to become an astronomical phenomena and I am fucking retarded. I don't care, I'm still beautiful. I'm going to have NASA cut me in half and then send both halves to the sun and moon respectively. From then on, you must address me by my personal pronouns, which are "Eclipse" and "Eclipseself", and you must also respect my right to cause permanent eye damage to passersby. If you can't accept me, you're a heliophobe who needs to check your astronomical privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

Are you ok with using discord to communicate with your fellow shitposters?
yah
How old are you? (In years)
9
How much of a cunt are you?
Hugh-Mungus
What is the name of the Australian National Anthem that was composed by Men at Work?
what
What did you name your pet Kangaroo?
Jack'em
Do you drink fosters?
what kind of piss are you pushing, L&P is the only way.

 

[Calhoun]

Whats your ingame name?
annoying_cunt
What previous factions have you been apart of?
The Communist Party of New Zealand (CPNZ)
How many grams of vegimite do you consume on average per week?
more den ur mum
Are you Australian?
i'm one better
Do you like shitposting?

Spoiler: yes.

I sexually identify as a solar eclipse. Ever since I was a girl I dreamed of burning away the retinas of those ugly, disgusting lowlifes who dared to look at me. People always tell me that it's impossible to become an astronomical phenomena and I am fucking retarded. I don't care, I'm still beautiful. I'm going to have NASA cut me in half and then send both halves to the sun and moon respectively. From then on, you must address me by my personal pronouns, which are "Eclipse" and "Eclipseself", and you must also respect my right to cause permanent eye damage to passersby. If you can't accept me, you're a heliophobe who needs to check your astronomical privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

Are you ok with using discord to communicate with your fellow shitposters?
yah
How old are you? (In years)
9
How much of a cunt are you?
Hugh-Mungus
What is the name of the Australian National Anthem that was composed by Men at Work?
what
What did you name your pet Kangaroo?
Jack'em
Do you drink fosters?
what kind of piss are you pushing, L&P is the only way.

Accep-New Zealand. Denied.

 

[Mortiferum]

Accep-New Zealand. Denied.

If you had accepted him you would have been a total disgrace.

At leasr not until NZ becomes an Australian state.

 

[Zackey_TNT]

If you had accepted him you would have been a total disgrace.

At leasr not until NZ becomes an Australian state.

Accep-New Zealand. Denied.

am in Australia on mondays, pls accept

 

[Calhoun]

am in Australia on mondays, pls accept

No fuck you

 

[Mortiferum]

am in Australia on mondays, pls accept

So call tony abott to teleport you to christmas island? Kthen.

 

[MrFuz]

Whats your ingame name? - MrFuz
What previous factions have you been apart of? -OOb
How many grams of vegimite do you consume on average per week? - Ya toilka pywu cheburashka !
Are you Australian? - RUSSIA
Do you like shitposting? - fuck yeah!
Are you ok with using discord to communicate with your fellow shitposters? - Hell yeah
How old are you? (In years) - My mass 13 billion years old!
How much of a cunt are you? - I dont care about your nationality racism, I just want to shitpost dammit!
What is the name of the Australian National Anthem that was composed by Men at Work? - What did you name your pet Kangaroo? They made good shashlik, but I would call them jack
Do you drink fosters? - CHEBURASHKA, KVASS, elie, KEFIR!

nobody says comrade in russia cunt

 

[Mortiferum]

Fuck yeah, hell yeah, sounds like a yank.

 

[Calhoun]

Whats your ingame name? - MrFuz
What previous factions have you been apart of? -OOb
How many grams of vegimite do you consume on average per week? - Ya toilka pywu cheburashka !
Are you Australian? - RUSSIA
Do you like shitposting? - fuck yeah!
Are you ok with using discord to communicate with your fellow shitposters? - Hell yeah
How old are you? (In years) - My mass 13 billion years old!
How much of a cunt are you? - I dont care about your nationality racism, I just want to shitpost dammit!
What is the name of the Australian National Anthem that was composed by Men at Work? - What did you name your pet Kangaroo? They made good shashlik, but I would call them jack
Do you drink fosters? - CHEBURASHKA, KVASS, elie, KEFIR!

nobody says comrade in russia cunt

Denied Comrade

 

[MrFuz]

Denied Comrade

Not understandable.
However, have a great day.
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Fuck yeah, hell yeah, sounds like a yank.

MaxMoeFo is my only reference of Australians.

 

[terra mining corp.]

FUR FUK SAKES!! now I want to be a shitposting Aussie instead of a good mannered Canadian. Good Day Eh!

 

[The Judge]

IGN: The Judge
Previous Factions: Trinova Technologies and Nova Fleet Dynamics
Vegimite: 0 meters a day
Shitposting: Yes I shitpost a lot in UIS Discord
Discord: yes
Age: more than 3
How much of a cunt: Am Minnesota Nice
Australian National Anthem: Uhh, the song of the residents of the kangarooo beer g'day mate shrimp on the barbie snakes spiders land
Kangaroo: He's about as real as my Social Life
Fosters: no

 

[therimmer96]

IGN: therimmer96
Previous Factions: Starfleet,Trinova Technologies, Trident
Vegimite: It's Marmite you backwards aussies, and none.
Australian: Sorry, I try to avoid going to prison.
Shitposting: Cake Build Server Boxer Shorts> Cake Build Server
Discord: yes
Age: 96
How much of a cunt: this much *extends arms*
Australian National Anthem: ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH, EVERYTHING'S ON FIRE
Kangaroo: no u
Fosters: ew

 

[Aesthetics]

Whats your ingame name? Aesthetics
What previous factions have you been apart of? Anything starting with the name Aesthetica, there's too many to count
How many grams of vegimite do you consume on average per week? About tree fiddy
Are you Australian? No I have never committed a crime
Do you like shitposting? No, shitposting is unhealthy and will kill me slowly and I want to die quicker than that
Are you ok with using discord to communicate with your fellow shitposters? No I hate your guts
How old are you? (In years) About tree fiddy
How much of a cunt are you? I'm better at cricket than you so i must be pretty high
What is the name of the Australian National Anthem that was composed by Men at Work? Who Can It Be Now
What did you name your pet Kangaroo? Malcolm Turnbull
Do you drink fosters? No I have standards you upside-down, juvenile desert rat​

 

[Calhoun]

Denied.

 

[Aesthetics]

Denied.

who

because denying me is not an option

i sucky sucky i love you long time