Looks back at friend; "Do I really have to do one of these?"
"Really? But why would anyone care about what I do or who I am?"
"Ugh... fine, gimme a moment to actually remember what it was I do in life..."
Right then, for the motherland...
I am Donut, destroyer of the planet Blargh! Never heard of a place like that? Good, that means I'm good at what I claim to do!
What's that? You would love to know more about my 'real' life?
Well, I don't really know what you mean by 'real', but I can tell you a bit about what I do I guess...
I'm a community moderator that likes to mingle, I spend way too much time on this website and get distracted waaaaaaaaaaaay too easily from all the projects I undertake. My world file is filled with several dozen half finished battleships and carriers, I'm working on a texture pack, I write some lore on the side (starmade and otherwise), wrote 90% of the old wiki, put out actually finished ships every now and then, am trying to get a podcast going, slap troublemakers when they annoy me and generally just wander around the community like some sort of curious iguana, leaving a trail of confusion in my wake.
In the actual world I'm a 21 year old student of Mechatronics (Computer science, electrical and mechanical engineering thrown in one basically), working on bettering his ways when it comes to not being a total gaming addict and putting in the required effort to actually be of use to my fellow classmates. I dont have a pet, but we do let the neighbour's cat in every once in a while to sunbathe in our overused kitchen (student house with 5 estranged roommates). I'm a boring person in real life honestly, just your average semi-geek with a passion for building online spaceships and exchanging virtual bullets.
I do like to philosophize occasionally though, thinking about big things and speculating on what the future might hold for the human race is fascinating stuff, expecially if you hope to one day contribute to its progress.
But basically, I like to think that I'm just the most balanced person you'll likely meet any time soon, I will happily admit that I pride myself on that. If you ever need a situation sorted out or some help with one matter or another, feel free to ask and I will attempt to help you in the fairest and most impartial way I can, whatever the situation. To me, emotions are for the weak and you should totally live long and eh, you know... prosper.
Well, I've probably bored half of you to death already by now... So, I hereby take full responsibility for any deaths that might occur directly linked to the reading of this introduction, my heartfelt appologies.
Anywho, let's all make this new site a happy place for a strong new community!
Disclaimer: the aforementioned character traits might be wholly inaccurate and might simply have been added due to the author's sheer incompetence when it comes to reading himself and inability to think straight at 3AM on a few hours of sleep.