Formiden Colonial Mandate - New Name, Same Old Tricks

[Reilly Reese]

good enough for me

Pfft you didn't even edit it to be grammatically correct.

 

[Comr4de]

rumors of our death are greatly exaggerated

 

[Gonzalo]

<3 efff cee emmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!

 

[Lecic]

OPERATION: Goliath

Yesterday, Formiden ally Fluffyness, led by Bloodlance, called for assistance when Vaygr Empire forces entered his territory and attempted to enter combat with him. FCN Prometheus, piloted by Dessler, leading the 3rd Expeditionary Fleet, sped to assist him. Upon arrival, FCN Prometheus successfully tanked endless missile barrages from the aggressive Vaygr forces, and began opening fire on the unknown Vaygr vessels. Vaygr vessels were unable to break the FCN Prometheus's shields, but FCM forces were also unable to do any significant damage to the Vaygr ships due to their tactical jump retreats the moment their shields dropped. The majority of Vaygr forces pulled out from the combat area, leaving just drones and LordSidonus, who retreated after a second flagship, FCN Marcus Aurelius, piloted by Lecic, arrived. Despite claims that he was still in the area, he was not seen again.

Newly discovered Vaygr vessel of unknown mass and classification. Presumed LRM bomber ala Vaygr Cyclops due to tactics and weapons used by the Vaygr fleet. White missiles from the 3rd Expeditionary Fleet fill the background of the combat area.

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OPERATION: Cougar

FCN Prometheus and two miners, piloted by Dessler, Harm, and Lecic respectively, flying with the 3rd Expeditionary Fleet, went to remove an illegal immigrant, Bossman, who had set up on a planet within an FCM system. After numerous warnings and refusal to leave, his faction lock was removed by FCN Prometheus, his resources confiscated, and his base annihilated by a missile barrage. After Bossman returned to the ashes of his outpost, he was hit by numerous warning shots from the Prometheus and fled with low SHP.

Upon returning to FCM Concordia Base and docking up, a Knights Geas group of around 4 to 5 dozen "Caltrop" warhead drones appeared out of nowhere right next to the base. Especially confusing were the zero KG members online and that the drones were not in a fleet.

After the obnoxious, laggy, and hilariously ineffective drones were eliminated by the 3rd Expeditionary Fleet and FCN Prometheus, a retaliation fleet comprised of the FCN Prometheus (Dessler), FCN Marcus Aurelius (Lecic), FCN Illustrious (Harm), and the 4th Reserve Fleet ventured into Knights Geas territory and eliminated all claimed territory but their home system, fighting off derelict station turrets and an additional defensive Caltrop warhead drone cluster in the process.

4th Reserve Fleet en-route to Knights Geas territorial claims.

Missiles fired by the FCN Marcus Aurelius homing in on a KG claim station.

 

[Tunk]

Thats where my mushrooms went...

 

[Lecic]

Thats where my mushrooms went...

My hotbar contains only the things most necessary for survival

 

[Comr4de]

I'm just going to start gassing posts because this is going nowhere.

 

[Az14el]

*snip*
ehh, nah, thats totally a cyclops, they copied my highly original color scheme :u

 

[Harm]

My hotbar contains only the things most necessary for survival

Before you know it, he'll try to build a fleet of ships out of them and we will have to call him Tomino.

 

[BlackBird90]

• In-game name:BlackBird90
• Age:20
• Timezone:EST
• Availability:Weekends/Most Weekdays past 8:00
  
• Desired role:Any open combat position
  
• Reason for joining:To have someone to play Starmade with, also to learn about ship design.

 

[Comr4de]

• In-game name:BlackBird90
• Age:20
• Timezone:EST
• Availability:Weekends/Most Weekdays past 8:00
  
• Desired role:Any open combat position
  
• Reason for joining:To have someone to play Starmade with, also to learn about ship design.

I'll be reaching out to you for the next part of the process.

 

[BlackBird90]

I'll be reaching out to you for the next part of the process.

Ok, glad to hear it.

 

[Comr4de]

AND SO I CRY SOMETIMES WHEN I'M LYING IN BED

 

[Lecic]

JUST TO GET IT ALL OUT WHAT'S IN MY HEAD

 

[Comr4de]

YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH

 

[Walloping]

I FEEL A LITTLE CONFUUUSION~

 

[Comr4de]

AND I WAKE~ IN THE MORNING AND I STEP OUTSIDE, I TAKE A DEEP BREATH AND I GET REAL HIGH

 

[Lecic]

AND I SCREAM, FROM THE TOP OF MY LUNGS

 

[Zyrr]

this is a good thread

 

[Chevalleis]

WHAT'S GOING ON?