So, story time.
Two years ago, when I took my first steps into the wonderful world of starmade, I had my not-so-successful first go at attacking a pirate station. Using the /give_credits command, I bought out every single block from the spawn station, to use in what I thought would be, "the most epic ship ever."
After several hours of meticulously placing each individual block (I had yet to discover the joys of advanced build mode) , my *roughly* 30-block long ship, fit with AMCs and every kind of missile, was complete. (This was back when we still had the KBs and the BBs... Ah, the good old days. Sort of.)
Ready to go, I hopped in my ship, dubbed the 'SS_Moonbouncer', and set off to lay siege to the pirate base! Within minutes, lasers from the station's turrets started exploding outside my ship's viewscreen. Soon after, I received the "shields down!" message, which I promptly ignored. The fight had only just begun.
After successfully annihilating half of the station's defenses, I decided to assess the state of my ship. It wasn't pretty. The front half of my ship was unrecognizable, and multiple holes in the armor had made their way back towards my core room. After all that work, my seemingly-amazing ship had been almost ruined beyond repair; there was only one thing left to do.
What happened next is reminiscent of an event in Return of the Jedi, where a heavily damaged A-wing fighter slams through the bridge of the super star destroyer, thus bringing about its destruction. You see, I had bought out the entirety of the shop's supplies, which included a large stash of dis-integrator explosives. In a hasty, last-ditch effort to vanquish the pirate station, I placed every single explosive block on the front of my ship to prepare for a final, glorious coup-de-grace against the station.
With my ship fully converted into a veritable doomsday bomb, I oriented it towards the station and accelerated as fast as I could. I counted down the seconds to impact, "5, 4, 3, 2, 1," Then BOOM...
...Went my framerates. After reviving from a starmade-slideshow back into an actual game, the chunks eventually reloaded revealing an all-but-nonexistent pirate station (which I observed through the infamous rotating 'You died!' screen).
Moral of the story: when life gives you lemons, strap them to the front of your ship and unleash their fury upon your enemies. Glorious.