Dovan Empire - Currently Recruiting

[aceface]

If Elwyn gets a reset, we will lose our station.

save it then!

 

[TheDerpGamer]

Dovan Empire has been recruiting and probably always will be recruiting if anyone wants to know. Seriously though. We need more members. We have lasted since the early days of Starmade and have remained practically the same. Where others have fallen, we have risen. So join us! First 5 people to respond to this with a valid application and join Dovan Empire get free blocks and credits from me personally. If you join in the next 10 days, you get 2 cookies. If you join any later, you get 1.

 

[Megacrafter127]

The Lazarus Imperium would like to propose an alliance.

 

[TheDerpGamer]

Glorious Empire gloriously accepts alliance. Sorry for not responding for so long. Things happened.......... Also Glorious leader Miraak has put me in charge of faction relations and recruitment. Our new slogan is "Join or be annihilated!".

 

[Megacrafter127]

Glorious Empire gloriously accepts alliance. Sorry for not responding for so long. Things happened.......... Also Glorious leader Miraak has put me in charge of faction relations and recruitment. Our new slogan is "Join or be annihilated!".

The alliance request arrived in time then, good.

 

[Master_Artificer]

Now I can have the coveted #69th post slot...
Huehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehue

EDIT:
DAMNIT

 

[Miraak]

nope


maybe now dovan empire can finally get members

 

[FlyingDebris]

rekt lmao

 

[Miraak]

i win

 

[ObiShawnKenobi]

Oh so this isn't necroposting >.>

 

[Miraak]

What is dead may never die

 

[Unnamed25]

glory to dovong empair

 

[TwoNiner]

Divan has never been dead, just stagnant

 

[Master_Artificer]

Diva

I see...

 

[TwoNiner]

I see...

I meant dovan, damn u autocorrect

 

[Miraak]

k

 

[Miraak]

Epic Update Announcement
Updated post with picture of our current main capital ship. The picture is one of 37 pictures taken expertly by the God Emperor himself, each of which was sorted through the process of natural selection (which one didn't burn the fastest when put into a sun). Of the ones that survived this rigorous process, an essay was required from each surviving picture and each had to guess what the topic was correctly and pass. The picture that succeeded wrote an essay on rocks and their relation to the invention of household appliances and got a 110/100.

 

[Lecic]

It looks like an unfinished Vaygr ship.

 

[Miraak]

It looks like an unfinished Vaygr ship.

It looks like a beautiful Dovan ship

 

[Master_Artificer]

It looks like a beautiful Dovan ship

I shall dub thee majestic craft "Ladle of clumpy spaghetti" in honor of all those times you are trying to serve yourself just a little bit of spaghetti but the ladle has other plans and you end up with half the fucking pot clinging to the strands you picked up and when all is said and done you are left with too little spaghetti on your plate.