Welcome to the Calderon News Network (CNN) we bring you the most current news as it happens because we made it happen. We know what our audience wants and what you need to be informed in the star made universe. Things you need to know to keep you alive, stories that make you cry, and everyone favorite flame wars over real wars.
In fact we will bring you 24 hour flame war coverage. Keeping you in the know, in the arguments, and keeping the flame going as long as possible.
here at CNN we won't just report on the news.. We will make it.
When other news networks breaks stories, here at CNN we use our latest technology and research (copy & paste) to bring you the news at it develops and all under on network.
The fact that the news network is in by the leader of the Calderon faction is no way conflicts or influences the news network stories or reporting. Now if your sources are the leader of the Calderon faction then his views will reflect his goals, perception, view points, and full bias of events and people.
Here at CNN our goal is not global control, or military might. Just control over what you think and feel. (insert kitty on tree limb).
Now we are accepting applications for people who want to report, spread rumers, or even possibly talk about facts in their findings. Now we do have a couple of openings for flame war reporter(you might get burned)(no hazard pay) and openings for reps for each faction alliance. Now we at CNN are allowed to take bribes because this is a business and we are for sale. Now be aware of the ratings as it will determine how long the sorry you buy will run and its placement so people can see it.
From everyone at CNN (1 is the loneliest number) have a great day.
In fact we will bring you 24 hour flame war coverage. Keeping you in the know, in the arguments, and keeping the flame going as long as possible.
here at CNN we won't just report on the news.. We will make it.
When other news networks breaks stories, here at CNN we use our latest technology and research (copy & paste) to bring you the news at it develops and all under on network.
The fact that the news network is in by the leader of the Calderon faction is no way conflicts or influences the news network stories or reporting. Now if your sources are the leader of the Calderon faction then his views will reflect his goals, perception, view points, and full bias of events and people.
Here at CNN our goal is not global control, or military might. Just control over what you think and feel. (insert kitty on tree limb).
Now we are accepting applications for people who want to report, spread rumers, or even possibly talk about facts in their findings. Now we do have a couple of openings for flame war reporter(you might get burned)(no hazard pay) and openings for reps for each faction alliance. Now we at CNN are allowed to take bribes because this is a business and we are for sale. Now be aware of the ratings as it will determine how long the sorry you buy will run and its placement so people can see it.
From everyone at CNN (1 is the loneliest number) have a great day.