That is both awesome and ridiculous.
"Space freighter FX-45-1-Niner coming in for cargo delivery. Station, do you copy?"
"Roger Niner, this is Station, proceed to Shipyard Bravo for ship deconstruction."
"Uhh ... ... Station, can you repeat?"
"Niner, proceed to Shipyard Bravo for ship deconstruction and cargo transfer."
"Station, you've got to be kidding. I'm not scrapping my ship, I've still got a leg out to Omnicron-5 planned."
"Roger that Niner, you can relax. We'll rebuild your ship in time for your next ore run."
"... ... Um, Roger Station. That's OK... I guess. Proceeding to Shipyard Bravo."
"10-4. Welcome to ACME Station. Oh, Niner, one last thing - make sure you disembark all of your crew before we unload cargo. A mate got left on a fuel hauler last week and ended up smeared across the bulkheads."