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I am sure I need no introduction, as I am clearly Ze Glorious Monarch of Ze Glorious Goatyr Monarchy, but I will introduce myself anyways.
I am Ze Glorious Monarch of Ze Goatyr Monarchy.
Why, you ask, do I address the public in such a public manner? Why, I answer! I address the public in such a public manner to make sure you are all aware of the events to come. What events, you ask? WHAT EVENTS, I ANSWER! Only the Bi-Annual Goatyr Tournament of What!
This Tournament is to be the unifier of people, maybe. Or perhaps it'll make you all hate each other, and actually tear down each other's homes and dance on them or something. Probably it won't effect relations at all, and nobody will think this is anything but a joke due to certain other happenings.
But I assure you, Noble Friends, I do not jest. Those who best all others in their chosen field will become a Brad, Chad, or Tad until they are replaced.
Just what is this tournament, you wonder. The first Bi-Annual Tournament will be split into three parts, Ze Buckethead Duels, Ze Trial of Pigment, and Ze Nine-Times Trodden Road.
Ze Buckethead Duels
Ze Buckethead Duels are the competition based around your house-flipping skills. You will select any station from the catalog or a server you are in, and pimp it. Pimp it hard. It must be a noticeable difference but keep the general form of the original. The builder of the station that shows the most improvement while still recognizably being a flipped version of the original will win Ze Buckethead Duels, the title of Chad, Universal Ambassadors, and a specially designed version of Ze Glorious Monarch's favored vessel, the abductobus.
Ze Trial of Pigment
Ze Trial of Pigment is the ship building competition. This tournament we are asking for personal yachts. Ship submissions should be about 75-200 meters long and mainly focused on interior and messing around with various systems. So go wild with logic traps and cruise controls and cool new methods of abducting people. I'm serious about abducting people. Bonus points if it can viably abduct people. While it should be able to accelerate and decelerate with no problem and have a passable number of shields, weapons are not necessary. If they are added it would be preferred to have them be focused on disabling rather than destroying, but eh. Just go heavy on the RP-interior and stuff, with a pleasing exterior. The shipwright who creates the most aesthetically pleasing ship that still functions based around the theme of a personal yacht shall be crowned Tad, High Lord of the Accountant Gods, and given a unique abductobus.
Ze Nine-Times Trodden Road
Ze Nine-Times Trodden Road is the wildcard of each Bi-Annual Tournament of What. This time, you are to design a faction skin using the uniform guide outlined here. The best one shall win the title of Brad, Non-Euclidean Engineer, and a unique abductobus.
I am Ze Glorious Monarch of Ze Goatyr Monarchy.
Why, you ask, do I address the public in such a public manner? Why, I answer! I address the public in such a public manner to make sure you are all aware of the events to come. What events, you ask? WHAT EVENTS, I ANSWER! Only the Bi-Annual Goatyr Tournament of What!
This Tournament is to be the unifier of people, maybe. Or perhaps it'll make you all hate each other, and actually tear down each other's homes and dance on them or something. Probably it won't effect relations at all, and nobody will think this is anything but a joke due to certain other happenings.
But I assure you, Noble Friends, I do not jest. Those who best all others in their chosen field will become a Brad, Chad, or Tad until they are replaced.
Just what is this tournament, you wonder. The first Bi-Annual Tournament will be split into three parts, Ze Buckethead Duels, Ze Trial of Pigment, and Ze Nine-Times Trodden Road.
Ze Buckethead Duels
Ze Buckethead Duels are the competition based around your house-flipping skills. You will select any station from the catalog or a server you are in, and pimp it. Pimp it hard. It must be a noticeable difference but keep the general form of the original. The builder of the station that shows the most improvement while still recognizably being a flipped version of the original will win Ze Buckethead Duels, the title of Chad, Universal Ambassadors, and a specially designed version of Ze Glorious Monarch's favored vessel, the abductobus.
Ze Trial of Pigment
Ze Trial of Pigment is the ship building competition. This tournament we are asking for personal yachts. Ship submissions should be about 75-200 meters long and mainly focused on interior and messing around with various systems. So go wild with logic traps and cruise controls and cool new methods of abducting people. I'm serious about abducting people. Bonus points if it can viably abduct people. While it should be able to accelerate and decelerate with no problem and have a passable number of shields, weapons are not necessary. If they are added it would be preferred to have them be focused on disabling rather than destroying, but eh. Just go heavy on the RP-interior and stuff, with a pleasing exterior. The shipwright who creates the most aesthetically pleasing ship that still functions based around the theme of a personal yacht shall be crowned Tad, High Lord of the Accountant Gods, and given a unique abductobus.
Ze Nine-Times Trodden Road
Ze Nine-Times Trodden Road is the wildcard of each Bi-Annual Tournament of What. This time, you are to design a faction skin using the uniform guide outlined here. The best one shall win the title of Brad, Non-Euclidean Engineer, and a unique abductobus.
