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ZE GLORIOUS GOATYR MONARCHY
ZE MONARCHY
Our Monarchy is ruled by one man; Our Monarch, and his esteemed friends, Chad, Brad, and Tad. We have little time for idiots or cravens, we function solely through a political bureaucracy. We have three branches; Diplomacy, Engineering, and Accounting/Finance/Charity. The functions of each branch are self explanatory.
The faction gains power generally through aggressive house-flipping and political struggles, in these conflicts we field what we refer to as the "Caprine Squad", we then attach smaller units and subfactions to achieve the goals after the main negotiation is over. The strategy we use for such power plays follows extraordinarily specific rules that the Monarch, Chad, Brad, and Tad all bullshit up as is convenient for them. Wait, no. That's not right.
When you join you are representing far more than a reputation for being an asshat, you're representing a collection of like-minded individuals- you are representing your fellows, and our House-Flipper Supreme award.
If you enjoy only certain aspects of the game you will enjoy being a part of our Monarchy, for it has a wide array of jobs to be done. Once the rank of Brad or Chad or Tad is reached, you usurp the assets and responsibilities of the old Brad or Chad or Tad, depending on who you oust. Our Diplomatic branch has many different themes and roles which add to the diversity of Ze Glorious Goatyr Monarchy.
ONE OF US, ONE OF US
You may join our Glorious Monarchy by submitting an application below, using this template:
IGN:
Reasons Why You Wish to Join Our Glorious Monarchy:
Which Branch You Would Enjoy Working in:
Are you a goat? Answer yes or nay:
Are you a trout? Answer yay or no:
On a Scale of 1/10, How Cool is the Monarch?
THE PACT
One time the Monarch got stoned and promised a hobo that they were blood brothers for life, and had to do anything for each other. One day that hobo, named Dumpster Dan the Wacky Man, may find us. Then you must cast down your weapons and pens, and weep with the grief of the damned.
MEMBER LIST
High Command-
Ze Glorious Monarch- Zodapop
Brad, Non-Euclidean Engineer- der_scheme
Chad, Universal Ambassador- Well I can't do der_scheme twice, but otherwise it'd totally be der_scheme.
Tad, High Lord of the Accountant Gods- Tad
Diplomacy-
Engineering-
Dark-Life
der_scheme
Accounting/Finance/Charity-
THE GOATYR FLEET
THE RUSTENANT CLASS BUCKET
INVALIDATOR CLASS CRUISER
UNPLEASANT CLASS TITAN
GOATYR UNIFORM
OFFICIAL FACTION HAT
AND FINALLY, ZE GODLY IMAGE OF YOUR GLORIOUS MONARCH
AND REMEMBER-
GOATYR IS SUPREME.
GOATYR IS ALWAYS WATCHING.
AND GOATYR WILL, WITHOUT A DOUBT
FLIP YOUR HOUSE.
ZE MONARCHY
Our Monarchy is ruled by one man; Our Monarch, and his esteemed friends, Chad, Brad, and Tad. We have little time for idiots or cravens, we function solely through a political bureaucracy. We have three branches; Diplomacy, Engineering, and Accounting/Finance/Charity. The functions of each branch are self explanatory.
The faction gains power generally through aggressive house-flipping and political struggles, in these conflicts we field what we refer to as the "Caprine Squad", we then attach smaller units and subfactions to achieve the goals after the main negotiation is over. The strategy we use for such power plays follows extraordinarily specific rules that the Monarch, Chad, Brad, and Tad all bullshit up as is convenient for them. Wait, no. That's not right.
When you join you are representing far more than a reputation for being an asshat, you're representing a collection of like-minded individuals- you are representing your fellows, and our House-Flipper Supreme award.
If you enjoy only certain aspects of the game you will enjoy being a part of our Monarchy, for it has a wide array of jobs to be done. Once the rank of Brad or Chad or Tad is reached, you usurp the assets and responsibilities of the old Brad or Chad or Tad, depending on who you oust. Our Diplomatic branch has many different themes and roles which add to the diversity of Ze Glorious Goatyr Monarchy.
ONE OF US, ONE OF US
You may join our Glorious Monarchy by submitting an application below, using this template:
IGN:
Reasons Why You Wish to Join Our Glorious Monarchy:
Which Branch You Would Enjoy Working in:
Are you a goat? Answer yes or nay:
Are you a trout? Answer yay or no:
On a Scale of 1/10, How Cool is the Monarch?
THE PACT
One time the Monarch got stoned and promised a hobo that they were blood brothers for life, and had to do anything for each other. One day that hobo, named Dumpster Dan the Wacky Man, may find us. Then you must cast down your weapons and pens, and weep with the grief of the damned.
MEMBER LIST
High Command-
Ze Glorious Monarch- Zodapop
Brad, Non-Euclidean Engineer- der_scheme
Chad, Universal Ambassador- Well I can't do der_scheme twice, but otherwise it'd totally be der_scheme.
Tad, High Lord of the Accountant Gods- Tad
Diplomacy-
Engineering-
Dark-Life
der_scheme
Accounting/Finance/Charity-
THE GOATYR FLEET
THE RUSTENANT CLASS BUCKET
INVALIDATOR CLASS CRUISER
UNPLEASANT CLASS TITAN
GOATYR UNIFORM
OFFICIAL FACTION HAT
AND FINALLY, ZE GODLY IMAGE OF YOUR GLORIOUS MONARCH
AND REMEMBER-
GOATYR IS SUPREME.
GOATYR IS ALWAYS WATCHING.
AND GOATYR WILL, WITHOUT A DOUBT
FLIP YOUR HOUSE.
Credit to der_scheme for art
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