DEAR DENIZENS OF STARMADE

[NATO223]

PLEASE STOP TRYING TO CLAIM PLANETS. WHEN YOU DO, THE SERVER BUGS THE FUCK OUT AND NOBODY CAN PLAY UNTIL IT'S RESET.
NORMALLY ALLEY WOULD BE BEING POLITE, BUT SHE'S FRANKLY TOO PISSED AT THE MOMENT. SO BROTHER-CAPTAIN NIDFUCKER GETS TO WRITE IT INSTEAD.
SO NEXT TIME YOU CLAIM A PLANET, UNTIL IT'S FIXED, REMEMBER THAT I'LL COME TEAR YOU A NEW ASSHOLE.
THANK YOU.

 

[Calbiri]

i just forgot... something...
on that planet over there...
-sneaks off to push \"make home\" button-

 

[schema]

I haven\'t had that bug reported yet. I\'ll try to fix that.

 

[MrFURB]

I\'m Prime Admiral MrFURB, and I approve of this message! *Runs off to Calbiri\'s planet*