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    1. TheDerpGamerX

      The League of Australian Shitposters

      The proper phrasing would be: "Pot, meet kettle."
    2. TheDerpGamerX

      The League of Australian Shitposters

      Dunno about the rest of these jokers, but I'm not even going to give you the dignity of being killed by one of my actual titans. I'm going to just swarm your homebase in lawnmowers so you die over and over again.
    3. TheDerpGamerX

      Dovan Empire (Recruiting!)

      Dovan Empire has declared full genocidal war against the faction of Space Bear Machines. We will annihilate their pathetic faction through the flames of nuclear genocide.
    4. TheDerpGamerX

      ur hella gay. Also, its been written in an unbreakable stone tablet, so any cards are invalid...

      ur hella gay. Also, its been written in an unbreakable stone tablet, so any cards are invalid and null against it. It is permanent, and cannot be removed by any cards or anything. So yeah, ur hella gay.
    5. TheDerpGamerX

      Prerelease v0.200.250

      I kinda hope Schema just claims that power 2.0 was just a prank, and then releases competent ai, better fleet mechanics, bugfixes-you know, stuff people actually wanted rather than just some dumb power bullshit designed to prolong the game's livespan for at least another few months. Cuz thats...
    6. TheDerpGamerX

      The League of Australian Shitposters

      Australia =/= Canada. Canadaians are polite and nice, despite the fact they live in a freezing hellhole. Australians live on dinosaur island, which makes them all cunts.
    7. TheDerpGamerX

      Dovan Empire (Recruiting!)

      Tiberius Class Mining Cruiser Mk11 (WIP) Its done my dudes ...well, the hull is. To get an understanding of what it used to look like, take a look at this: The original ship was made back in mid to late 2013 I think, so it's an old design. I think I did a pretty good job.
    8. TheDerpGamerX

      Dovan Empire (Recruiting!)

      Accepted! I will pm you a discord link!
    9. TheDerpGamerX

      Dovan Empire (Recruiting!)

      Progress bitch. Bam. Still need to dock the other turrets, but this ship is coming along. After this, I'll probably work on a 350k. lol why tf is the pic so small
    10. TheDerpGamerX

      Lawnmower emoji pls

      o ok then
    11. TheDerpGamerX

      Lawnmower emoji pls

      maek dis emoji official SMD emoji pls duke kthanks :mower: also buy my tshirts pls
    12. TheDerpGamerX

      Dovan Empire (Recruiting!)

      Tiberius Class Mining Cruiser Mk11 (WIP) I've decided to give the Tiberius an aesthetical overhaul, as well as converting it to power 2.0. As you can see, the engines look fantastic, but I'm struggling with the rest of the ship. The Tiberius is one of the oldest ships in the Dovan Fleet, and...
    13. TheDerpGamerX

      The Vaygr Empire

      That Deathstalker looks really nice actually. I like the colors. Where do you get your inspiration? I've noticed that one of the main problems with having multiple builders is that each person has their own unique build style, so you'll end up with ships that have radically different designs.
    14. TheDerpGamerX

      Exploration Based Server Concept

      (This is in the general section, because its less of a server and more of a concept right now) While I was in chat, a brilliant idea struck me. I've always believed StarMade needed more exploration mechanics. I want all those planets and systems and crap to actually have meaning. Thats why I...
    15. TheDerpGamerX

      May we have a dev blog please?

      No, and fuck you for asking CENSORED AS TO NOT TRIGGER SJW MODS Alter pls no trigger Honestly, even if we ignore Spaghetto ships (which is hard cuz every fuckwit and their dog will use them on servers), Power 2.0 is still fucked. Its WAY more complex and prevents creativity. Don't get me wrong...
    16. TheDerpGamerX

      Balance weapon stats to only require a few system blocks

      Here's the problem I see with buffing weapons: While yes, smaller ships would more effective, due to damage scaling and whatnot, titans would become even more broken. The current PvP meta among the best players is not about fighting anymore. Most PvP titan battles these days are reliant on who...
    17. TheDerpGamerX

      When was your golden age of StarMade?

      Probably the best years were 1939-1943.
    18. TheDerpGamerX

      Dovan Empire (Recruiting!)

      Reports Calhoun's Post
    19. TheDerpGamerX

      Dovan Empire (Recruiting!)

      Whoops my bad. In other news, work on the Sovngarde has continued again. It is nearing completion, but I am considering swapping out some of the large Dovahkiin turrets. Like, I want to keep them, but I'm running out of turret docks big enough for what I'm planning. And I'm not sure if I can...
    20. TheDerpGamerX

      Dovan Empire (Recruiting!)

      Already applied twice. It's cuz of Scipio being a (CENSORED AS TO NOT TRIGGER MODS) that they still have "security concerns". I mean, NRE is ded, and Scipio doesn't play anymore, I don't see the problem.