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I forgot to respond to this part, but it made me chuckle.Have you ever tasted human shit? Ssometimes you don't know what you've been missing, and you have to take a chance to find out.
It's got absolutely no bearing on the current discussion, so read at your own risk lol.
As a parent. I have indeed tasted human shit. And not normal shit either lol
The first time my child got a stomach bug, the first sign I had that something was wrong was during a diaper change. Suddenly all the fussing stopped and I got a weird little look...and then like a shotgun blast it hit me straight into the face. Out of reflex I started to shout obscenities, and I got hit with a second round, not more than 2 seconds later.
Poor baby had that bug for 3 days, but that first round was the worst. It smelled like rancid meat and death. It tasted even worse.
So, I'm sure those of you that have kids know this by now, and already know what my rookie mistake was. But for those of you who are thinking about, or are imminently about to be, here's some hard learned advice: Always be perpendicular to your child when changing them.
The first time my child got a stomach bug, the first sign I had that something was wrong was during a diaper change. Suddenly all the fussing stopped and I got a weird little look...and then like a shotgun blast it hit me straight into the face. Out of reflex I started to shout obscenities, and I got hit with a second round, not more than 2 seconds later.
Poor baby had that bug for 3 days, but that first round was the worst. It smelled like rancid meat and death. It tasted even worse.
So, I'm sure those of you that have kids know this by now, and already know what my rookie mistake was. But for those of you who are thinking about, or are imminently about to be, here's some hard learned advice: Always be perpendicular to your child when changing them.