The DFN- A Starmade Faction [RECRUIT ALL THE PEOPLE!]

[Claru]

U WAN SHIP

I WAN MONEY

U PAY ME

I MAKE SHIP

U GET SHIP

IAPETUS BEST SHIP BUILDER

I have money~

I don wan ship though~

I wan what's inside~

Strip hull~

Let me see systems~

Much money?

 

[ObiShawnKenobi]

U WAN SHIP

I WAN MONEY

U PAY ME

I MAKE SHIP

U GET SHIP

IAPETUS BEST SHIP BUILDER

I WANT MOAR CHIPS.

YOU HAZ MOAR CHIPS?

YOU MAKE CHIPS.

THEN WE TALK.

(Needs NLR cheese or else no good >:I )

 

[FlyingDebris]

I WAN SHIP

I HAVE CHIPS

I NOT SURE WHAT TO PAY WITH

ALSO, IAPETUS MUST BE IN ARSTOTZKA, ALL BEST SHIPBUILDERS FROM GLORIOUS ARSTOTZKA.


On a more...proffessional...note, that sounds like a very enticing deal. The one issue is, what to pay you with...

 

[bendm09]

I WAN LIFE
I HAZ NO LIFE
I GO BE DEPRESSESD NO


Also so I'm not just a stupid post you could pay with money (obviously) or you could pay with a IOU (but those usually don't end well) or you could pay by Giving incap some help full advice or you (incap) could just give away ships (but people rarely do that)

Well now I hope you all enjoyed my two cents on that matter

(Wasn't listening to frozen music while writting this I nevvver would do that)

 

[Incap]

I have money~

I don wan ship though~

I wan what's inside~

Strip hull~

Let me see systems~

Much money?

NO STRIP

ONLY SHIP

I WAN SHIP

I HAVE CHIPS

I NOT SURE WHAT TO PAY WITH

ALSO, IAPETUS MUST BE IN ARSTOTZKA, ALL BEST SHIPBUILDERS FROM GLORIOUS ARSTOTZKA.


On a more...proffessional...note, that sounds like a very enticing deal. The one issue is, what to pay you with...

ARSTOTZKA FULL OF BABIES

REMOVE ARSTOTZKAN FROM PREMISES

 

[Jaaskinal]

REMOVE ARSTOTZKAN FROM PREMISES

Brush Tartar >:u

 

[FlyingDebris]

@bendm I learned that the hard way, thanks to Dark-life ...

Dark- I'll give you an l5 recipie for a favor.

Me- Yeah, sure.

Dark- Here ya go

Me- Cool, what was the favor?

Dark- You are now my sex slave.

Me-.......Oh look, Cird's trading me for a recipie, HERE YOU TAKE YOURS BACK.

Dark- Mmmmm, too late.

 

[bendm09]

... I gotta go now

 

[Reilly Reese]

Something went wrong there. You didn't blow him out an Airlock.

WHY YOU NO BLOW HIM OUT AIR-LOCK!!!!!

 

[FlyingDebris]

I hope you're all ready for an update, because that's what you're getting!


A few things are going to happen soon, or are already happening.

1.) Voting on reducing the building regulations to include civilian craft is underway.

2.) The RA is operating on NASS under the NGE flag to try and obscure their movements. You all have orders to fire on any NGE assets you come across.

3.) Our fleet is being prepped for a review, and the DFN vessels Cherokee and Euphrates are back underway in the shipyards on Trace and SATURN.

4.) SATURN is back up, and we will be splitting builds 50/50 between SATURN and Trace.

5.) The NASS base is getting a makeover to include a massive factory, fighter docks, more turrets, crew quarters, and enclosed building areas for our members to build inside of.


That's all for now, have a good day.

-F.D.

 

[Incap]

You're now firing on RA assets? What happened?

 

[CyberTao]

You're now firing on RA assets? What happened?

From what I can tell, NGE merged with RA, which quite a few members of NGE didnt want nor expect.

How is DFN involved? Apparently its some kind of war to "Liberate" NGE from RA or something, even though the NGE leader was the first to announce the merging or anything of the sort :/

I dunno, I would state my opinion, but that would be considered Flame baiting xD So I'll shush hush :p

 

[ObiShawnKenobi]

Here's the easiest explanation.

DFN want boom.

 

[Jaaskinal]

From what I can tell, NGE merged with RA, which quite a few members of NGE didnt want nor expect.

How is DFN involved? Apparently its some kind of war to "Liberate" NGE from RA or something, even though the NGE leader was the first to announce the merging or anything of the sort :/

I dunno, I would state my opinion, but that would be considered Flame baiting xD So I'll shush hush :p

Huh, the DFN is acting more and more like the states; dealing with foreign affairs they have no rights to and boasting they are the best as other more respectable powers rise.

 

[Firestorm29]

You're now firing on RA assets? What happened?

I can remember not too long in the past Obi making wide ranging threats, FD reminding Obi of a non aggression pact and Obi not backing down on the old forums. Perhaps this is the end result?

 

[bendm09]

Huh, the DFN is acting more and more like the states; dealing with foreign affairs they have no rights to and boasting they are the best as other more respectable powers rise.

To tire to true

 

[ObiShawnKenobi]

Once allies now bitter enemies, yet I do not see why we have changed.

 

[FlyingDebris]

It's more on Obi than the RA. If any of you know the *wonderful* history Obi has, and the fact that he's been giving us death threats for months now, you can see why we voted to attack.


And yes, some of us voted because there were no booms going on.

 

[ObiShawnKenobi]

Depends what you mean by "death threats".

 

[MrTargareyan]

A farewell-
I've thought for a while about this, and have decided to resign. Don't take this the wrong way, I like you, Debris and Creeper, and my time here has been fun-and as such I would rather leave on good terms. But recently we have been trying to present a macho image that is about as far from me as is possible (I am kinda like a miserable fairy in terms of personality). Feel free to continue to use the ships that I built while in the faction if you wish. I will try to get on the various servers we play on to leave the faction on those later, if you get on before I do just kick me.

A note-
Please, to anyone who might want to start DFN doomsday drama over this post, don't. I have nothing whatsoever against the faction and would love to see the DFN grow, and I wish it the best of luck.