Starmade memes

[The_Owl]

Offical song of NPC miners.

 

[Daeridanii]

Spoiler: Textless Version

textless version, for those who want to make their own meme things

Credit for the original Blender Dave model goes to Crimson-Artist.

 

[Crimson-Artist]

Spoiler: Textless Version

textless, for those who want to make their own meme things

does this work?

(P.S this is just a joke. no alternate meaning)

 

[GDPR 302420]

I'm PubliusCorneliusScipioAfricanus and this is my Starmadian Empire. i work here with my legates and fellow generals, IKindaCrashAlot and Distant Lifeform. In 4 months, I've learned one thing: you never know WHICH RedAlert alt is going to comment on that forum thread.

But what if the alt was not the one who commented?

 

[Jebediah1]

But what if the alt was not the one who commented?

Oh mai gawd

 

[Markus_McCloud]

That Dave is a Spy!

 

[Markus_McCloud]

Wow, Schine is doing some... pretty odd things to market the game!

 

[GDPR 302420]

War....


War never changes...



Ever since the time where primative man discovered the killing power of the stone, blood of our fellow man has been spilled in the name of everything imaginable.

In the name of survival, in the game of God, in the name of justice or even to satisfy psychotic rage.

But long gone are the days where wars are fought over such things.




Here we are today, in the 33rd century...

Where wars are not fought out of nessicity for survival, in the name of gods or even justice.

Where the many great and powerfull space fairing empires streaching entire galaxies have been englufed in a constant state of war for hundreds of years.

With vast fleets of giant hulking behemoths, spilling the blood of their fellow man, carving the ideologies of empires they serve into the stars themselves.

In the 33rd century, the universe tears eachover apart not for god, not for survival nor for justice.

In the 33rd century, the universe tears eachover apart to see which faction leader has the bigget internet penis.


But war.....

War never changes.​

 

[Matt_Bradock]

In the 33rd century, the universe tears eachover apart not for god, not for survival nor for justice.

In the 33rd century, the universe tears eachover apart to see which faction leader has the bigget internet penis.


But war.....

War never changes.​

Abso-f***ing-lutely flawless.

 

[Calhoun]

not for god

 

[GDPR 302420]

Calhoon pls

 

[Calhoun]

Calhoon pls

y u do dis

 

[GDPR 302420]

y u do dis

ur mom lol
))))))

 

[GDPR 302420]

Literaly the most accurate description of the Vaygr Empire

 

[The Judge]

 

[Mortiferum]

THERES ALWAYS SENTINEL ALLIANCE ))))))))))))))))))))))

 

[Matt_Bradock]

THERES ALWAYS SENTINEL ALLIANCE ))))))))))))))))))))))

Dude that's bad even for a joke.

 

[Mortiferum]

Dude that's bad even for a joke.

I am sorry

Maybe Carnifex606 can tell us more about this joke :D

 

[Matt_Bradock]

I am sorry

Maybe Carnifex606 can tell us more about this joke :D

I bet he can, but he probably won't.

 

[jontyfreack]