Starmade memes

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    should've aborted a genocide run when you had the chance, whammy.


    It's a beautiful galaxy out there.
    Stars are shining, planets are spinning...
    At times like this, pilots like you...
    Should be dead in the void.

    Turn around, Dave. It'd be a shame,
    If I had to break the pact that we made at the start of the game,
    so you better back down,
    'cause this time, I'm not messin' around.

    But guys like you want to kill everyone,
    And guys like me
    just wanna build starships for fun,
    So let's go, let loose with the flak...

    Let's go, YOU HEARTLESS MANIAC.

    Chorus
    Go ahead and try to kill me if you're able,
    I thought monsters like you were just a fable.
    I can tell you're getting really sick of trying,
    I think you're just mad my ship's still flying.

    Your ship may be strong, but mine is stronger,
    My ship here is made to hold out longer.
    You'll keep on fighting until you're the winner,
    But your shields keep on getting thinner.

    Can't let you win,
    No-o-o-o-o, no-o-o-o-o, no-o-o-o-o. (x2)

    (Instrumental)

    Verse 2
    This is where it stops,
    This is where it ends.
    It didn't have to be like this,
    Remember when we were still friends?

    But I can't seem to stop you,
    You don't give up your attack.
    I guess you lose your morals,
    Once your heart's completely black.

    Chorus
    Go ahead and try to kill me if you're able.
    It seems your ship's getting unstable.
    Since I'm the last member of my faction,
    I think it's about time I took action!

    I know you made my friends all disappear,
    But everything they cared about is why I'm here.
    I'm sick of the bloodshed, I just want you dead
    I'm making a final stand!

    You cannot win,
    No-o-o-o-o, no-o-o-o-o, no-o-o-o-o.

    'Cause I know I'm stronger than you.


    (Eh, I gave it a shot...)
     

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    should've aborted a genocide run when you had the chance, whammy.


    It's a beautiful galaxy out there.
    Stars are shining, planets are spinning...
    At times like this, pilots like you...
    Should be dead in the void.

    Turn around, Dave. It'd be a shame,
    If I had to break the pact that we made at the start of the game,
    so you better back down,
    'cause this time, I'm not messin' around.

    But guys like you want to kill everyone,
    And guys like me
    just wanna build starships for fun,
    So let's go, let loose with the flak...

    Let's go, YOU HEARTLESS MANIAC.

    Chorus
    Go ahead and try to kill me if you're able,
    I thought monsters like you were just a fable.
    I can tell you're getting really sick of trying,
    I think you're just mad my ship's still flying.

    Your ship may be strong, but mine is stronger,
    My ship here is made to hold out longer.
    You'll keep on fighting until you're the winner,
    But your shields keep on getting thinner.

    Can't let you win,
    No-o-o-o-o, no-o-o-o-o, no-o-o-o-o. (x2)

    (Instrumental)

    Verse 2
    This is where it stops,
    This is where it ends.
    It didn't have to be like this,
    Remember when we were still friends?

    But I can't seem to stop you,
    You don't give up your attack.
    I guess you lose your morals,
    Once your heart's completely black.

    Chorus
    Go ahead and try to kill me if you're able.
    It seems your ship's getting unstable.
    Since I'm the last member of my faction,
    I think it's about time I took action!

    I know you made my friends all disappear,
    But everything they cared about is why I'm here.
    I'm sick of the bloodshed, I just want you dead
    I'm making a final stand!

    You cannot win,
    No-o-o-o-o, no-o-o-o-o, no-o-o-o-o.

    'Cause I know I'm stronger than you.

    (Eh, I gave it a shot...)
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    A superb case of villainy
     
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    How I feel before a battle:
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    I've got this battle in the bag!

    ________________________

    How I feel after the battle:

    tumblr_inline_o2zfmzWMQm1r4q36m_400.png
    ...I've still got SO much to learn...
     

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    because I cannot really be arsed to edit pictures and neither do I have much time, I commission anyone willing to make a meme out of this, in turn you will receive 5 pipes thrice blessed.

    the meme can be anything, however some information about the ship:
    it is the iMSAD, this is short for (ichra) Mortus Scimitar Ass(ault) Destroyer.
    it is sometimes called the swagSAD
    it is a fighter/destroyer/escort/shuttle/equivalent of :mechbird:.
    20k mass of pure progressive metal.
    spaced armour and AMS.
    does not call back.
    never texts first.
    if it was a man, he would be 6'4".
    if it was a woman, she would have a beard.
    it djents.
     
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    at least the second time it's posted here
    Whoops, my bad. Here's something a bit more original. It's based off the "Similar Threads" at the bottom of this page.
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    Yes, I know they're quite different at heart, but I still see more similarities than differences.

    Yes, I also notice the typo, I was too lazy to correct it.
     
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    Whoops, my bad. Here's something a bit more original. It's based off the "Similar Threads" at the bottom of this page.
    View attachment 41451

    Yes, I know they're quite different at heart, but I still see more similarities than differences.

    Yes, I also notice the typo, I was too lazy to correct it.
    Exactly. And Starmade isn't the only thing they copied from...
    Blue_Classic_Spaceman.jpg
     
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    I'm asexual. My pride flag looks like this:
    Asexuality.png
    Black, grey, white, and purple.

    I looked at it long and hard and thought:
    Puzzled.png "Pretty cool color scheme. but where have I seen those colors befo--"

    Surprised.png ...!

    Those colors...
    Coincidence.png
    ...are the main colors of my police fleet!

    I SWEAR that was completely unintentional!

    Okay, this might not be considered a meme, per se, but I don't know where else to put this...
     
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