SM-inspired Bohemian Rhapsody parody.

[Ithirahad]

Is this the real life?
Is this just fantasy?
Caught by a planet,
No escape from gravity.

Open your eyes,
Look up to the skies and see,
I'm just a poor ship, I need no sympathy,
Because I'm gonna crash, gonna blow,
Speed too high, flew too low,
Anyway the wind blows doesn't really matter to me... to me.

Mama, gonna kill a headcrab,
this ship'll split him down his spine,
Cover wreckage up in slime.
Mama, life had just begun,
But now I've gone and thrown it all away.

Mama, ooh,
Didn't mean to make you cry,
If I'm not on Earth this time tomorrow,
Carry on, carry on as if nothing really matters.

Too late, my time has come,
Sent shivers down my spine,
Planet's lagging all the time.
Goodbye, everybody, I've got to go,
Gotta leave you all behind and go ker-poof.

Mama, ooh (anyway the wind blows),
I don't wanna die,
I sometimes wish I'd never been built at all.

I see a little silhouetto of a ship,
(Scaramouche, Scaramouche, will you get the salvage turret?)
Hardened Hull and lighting,
Very, very frightening me!
(Galileo) Galileo.
(Galileo) Galileo,
Galileo Figaro
Magnifico!

[Couldn't come up with anything witty to add to that last part. Sorry.]

I'm just a poor ship, nobody loves me.
It's just a poor ship from some bad TV,
Spare its little life from this monstrosity.

Speed too high, flew too low, will you let me go?
Salvage-It! No, we will not let you go. (Let him go!)
Salvage-It! We will not let you go. (Let him go!)
Salvage-It! We will not let you go. (Let me go!)
Will not let you go. (Let me go!)
Never, never let you go.
Never let me go, oh!
Nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom.
Oh, mama mia, mama mia (Mama mia, let me go.)
Salvage ship has a turret put aside for me, for me, for me.

So you think you can shoot me and that I won't fly?
So you think you can eat me up and leave me to die?
Oh, baby, can't do this to me, baby,
Just gotta get out, just gotta get right outta here.

(Oh, yeah, oh yeah)

Nothing really matters,
Anyone can see,
Nothing really matters,
Nothing really matters to me.

Anyway the space-wind blows.





(Credit to Flying and Snk for starting this.)

 

[therimmer96]

WE NEED MORE!

 

[Nauvran]

We need someone to play and sing this!

 

[Mariux]

We need someone to play and sing this!

lol yea

 

[Ithirahad]

We also need a video to go along with it. Basically, a little ship flies near a planet, gets pulled towards it ever-so-slowly (I'm just a poor ship, I need no sympathy...), then we see that the pilot sees sees a headcrab on the tactical screen, stands there on the ship looking down at the floor, then he finally crashes but survives with maybe only two blocks of his outer hull broken up. Then, he is approached by a massive black hardened hull salvage ship with a turret and lots of orange lights (Hardened hull and lighting, very very frightening, Me!). A passenger pops out of the interior of the massive ship and gets walks towards the salvage turret across the top of the hull (Scaramouche, Scaramouche, will you get the salvage turret?), but then is approached by another passenger who's not so sure they should salvage the poor little guy's ship. (It's just a poor ship from some bad TV, spare it its life from this monstrosity!) But then the guy continues walking and gets into the turret proper, starts firing salvage beams at the little ship, then the little ship flies into space, dodging the beams, (Just gotta get right outta here!) and goes flying off vaguely towards the sun. (Any way the space wind blows...)

 

[Vengeance42]

This goes with the lyrics

 

[Keptick]

Bumping this to shame you Ithirahad

 

[The Judge]

Necroposting pls

 

[therimmer96]

This deserves necroposting.

 

[Galactic55]

im ze necromancer

 

[Rixxan]

Ne'ecro. I could block out a few and record if someone else was willing to join in, if we got this all together.

 

[haserd2]

We need someone to play and sing this!

Ill happly do it on a stream sometime XD

 

[Nauvran]

Ill happly do it on a stream sometime XD

poke me just before you do it.

 

[haserd2]

poke me just before you do it.

will do

 

[jontyfreack]

I will see if I can play guitar for it.


unlikely because I don't have a mic at home....

 

[Zyrr]

These are the times that try men's souls
In the course of our forum's history
The people of Starmade have rallied bravely
Whenever the rights of men have been threatened

Today a new crisis has arisen
The Skubmade Administration Authority, better known as the Admin Team
Is attempting to levy a burdensome ban on the population
In the form of a anti-racism rule
Citizens, hear me out, this could happen to you

Well, let me tell you of the story of a man named Comr4de
On a tragic and fateful night
He put moonman in his searchbar, kissed his wife and family
Went to post on the site

Well, did he ever return?
No he never returned and his fate is still unlearned
He may ride forever with an alt for starmade
And he's the man who never returned

Comr4de posted his tune on the Starmade Site Chat
And his friends came and sang along
When the mods got there they all cried "stop that"
Comr4de couldn't post no more!

But did he ever return?
No he never returned and his fate is still unlearned
He may ride forever with an alt for starmade
He's the man who never returned

Now, all night long Comr4de rides through the forum
Crying, "What will become of me?
How can I afford to get my badges back?
Or my or my posting history?"

But did he ever return?
No he never returned and his fate is still unlearned
He may ride forever with an alt for starmade
He's the man who never returned

Comr4de's friend goes down to the Starmade steam forum
Every day at quarter past two
And through the open window he hands Comr4de an update
As the drama goes rumbling through

But did he ever return?
No he never returned and his fate is still unlearned
He may ride forever with an alt for starmade
He's the man who never returned
Pick it Dukey, kind of hurts my fingers

Now, ye citizens of Starmade
Don't you think it's a scandal
How the comr4de is so beloved and missed?
Fight the appeal decrease, vote for DUKEOFREALMS
To get poor Comr4de off the skub ban list!

Or else he'll never return
No he'll never return and his fate is still unlearned
He may ride forever with an alt for starmade
He's the man who never returned

He's the man who never returned
He's the man who never returned
He's the man who never returned
Ain't you, Comr4de?

 

[Ithirahad]

He's the man who never returned... 'cause he's the man that never learned :|