Mahlazor-Class Destroyer

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    EDIT: This was an April Fools joke, but the craft file is available. Just click on the first picture.

    Without a doubt the most powerful ship ever built in this game, the Mahlazor destroyer boasts over 9000 lazors and can beat up your dad in a fight any time.



    Stats:

    Mass: 31,337
    Blocks: The sun.
    Maximum number of thumbs up available: 2
    Power Capacity: Infinite
    Power Generation: Probably kids from the 80's
    Shield Capacity: Can carry over 30 bucklers
    Shield Regen: Um, I dunno, seven?

    Armaments:
    9000 'Chargin' Lazors

    Known issues: Tends to infect entire servers and turns every ship into copies of itself. More of a perk, really.



    What? Why, yes, it IS April 1st today, isn't it?
     
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    I'm sorry this didn't get more attention yesterday, have a like you glorious bastard.
     
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