Intergalatic Sex Traffickers [NOW RECRUITING!!]

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    Do you seek excitment in life?

    Do you take pleasure in other people's suffering?

    Do you like sex?





    If you answered all the questions above then think twice not and join the Intergalatic Sex Traffickers!

    We are currently Recruting: Operation Manager x 3



    Who are we:

    We are a band of honest merchants that deal with the capture, importing and exporting of exotic species.

    Including but not limited to:

    -Homo Sapiens

    -Members of our enemy faction



    we supply reagents to numrous research facilities through out the galaxy, such as: My Little Pony Hoovehouse, Miss Meow, Big Daddy, The tenticles, and the famous Borg Homo Sapien Research facility.



    Requirements:

    -Masters Degree In Intergalatic Life Science

    -Masters Degree in Business and Management

    -5 year + exprience in related fields is an asset

    -The abitliy to work with napper 3000 is an asset

    -Passing the IST apptitute test



    Responsibilities:

    -Managing remote harvesting operations on site

    -Inventory mangement and preservation

    -Oversee local harvester stations (2 max) and its related affairs

    EDIT: - Fill out forms and stuff



    Pay:

    Access to premium exotic goods of IST

    - 10 head / month
     
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    Under intergalactic law enforced by not only the UAF but also the Galaxy Rangers you must fill out the appropriate forms before merchanting can be done by your crews.

    Happy hunting,
    UAF Administrator Hierarch
     
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    After all, they\'re at war with half the factions on every server they\'re on. Also pretty stagnant.
     

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    0.o Wow, this is... This is a thing. This is hilarious.
     
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    This was inevitable and someone make these guys a station filled with mood-lit clubs and private rooms, because we need more seedy places in EVERY server.
     
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    Problems with the law, Comr4de ? So you\'re still such a bandit ^^ And don\'t even think in assaulting the IST\'s freighters or cargo depots. There will be guards.

    Of course, since half the factions on any server/universe are either evil, bandits, or worse criminals, they are up to be arrested on sight.
     
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    we supply reagents to numrous research facilities through out the galaxy, such as: My Little Pony Hoovehouse, Miss Meow,


    Score 1, and score 2, the winner is....*time for some pause* ... IST !



    We will check in that the exotic species are under no harmful repressions, personally.
     
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    WHADDAFUQ IS THIS

    You don\'t sell any space aliens? Just imagine those 6 legged horse things from FTL!
     
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    Under Galactic Law slave trafficking is legal, but regulations have been put in place to prevent such transactions from becoming in-humane. However killing civilian or military personnel is punishable by life imprisonment or death.

    Please remember,

    Hierarch, U.A.F. Admin
     
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    Then so help me god you better arrest me now, I will kill them steal their money and burn what remains of their ships in the center of the nearest star.
     
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    I just realised you could have had an alternate name, if you didn\'t mind being restricted to one gender (which is a big restriction, since space gives you even theoretical genders and fictional genders such as observers, whose entire role in sex is the observing of it to ensure that the quantum entanglement allowing the act to occur does occur).

    Starmaids!

    Motto: \"In Pleasure, We Rise Up\"
     
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    totally agreed, michaelseph is not what he claims to be, his laws dnt affect anyone or anything, combined with his abuse of all powers he has makes him quite the opposite of a peacekeeper
     
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    Guys please... this really doesn\'t belong here.

    Could someone please close this thread...this has nothing to do with starmade anymore.