"I Got Mined!"

[Maxaxle]

After listening to too many Black Keys songs too many times, I came up with the following short song. Sing it to the tune/beat of "I Got Mine".





I Got Mined

For ten long yeeears, I've been fightin' the stone.
Pickin' and diiiiggin', and breakin' my bones.
Then I found a better waaaay now, usin' big machines.
Bought a nice new freiiiighter, with salvage beams.
Painted gray and yeeeellow, it's nicer than my hut.
It's been six months siiiince then, and you know what?
I GOT MINED!
I GOT MINED!
I GOT MINED, oh, baby, I got mined.

Now this shiny new freiiiighter, it's never done me wrong.
It picks and it diiiigs, and didn't write this song.
But now I reaaalize, I got an awful deal.
The nice leather seaaats, aren't even real.
The chassis squeeaaks here, and there all the time.
If I want it fiiiixed now, it'll cost a dime.
I GOT MINED!
I GOT MINED!
I GOT MINED, oh, baby, I got mined.

I've been flyyyyin', for five long years.
Pickin' and diiiigggin', and drinkin' beers.
My freighter fiiiights the, stone by itself.
Givin' me tiiiime to, take a look at my shelf.
I may have brooooken, a bone every beat.
But I've got no caaaash now, and I'm obsolete.
I GOT MINED!
I GOT MINED!
I GOT MINED, oh, baby, I got mined.

 

[Mariux]

Not bad. Not bad at all. Somebody should do a music video of this... If I could only sing lol

 

[Mariux]

Seriously tho, if I could find someone who could sing it, I could edit the music video.

 

[Lidren]

I have a good voice I am told. I also have the flu and would be unlikey to make it through a verse without projectile coughing a lung at my mic. Not to mention sounding gravelly with phlegm to begin with.