Faction Parody Recruitment videos

[ridik_ulass]

The Euro-Corp Syndicate



The Vaygr Empire



The Rebel Alliance



The Tartaran Empire



The Brotherhood faction



Lazarus Imperium



DFN



Grandeur



Enjoy.

 

[platinum467]

i don\'t get it

 

[Miraak]

-

 

[DJ-Col7]

Make any sense for the factions.

 

[Matt_Bradock]

Eurocorp: They have bugged everything and everyone

Vaygr: GAAAAAAAAY *insert that ominous seal here*

RA: train wreck (or acting tough with little success)

Tartaran: the huge difference between player mentality and Incap\'s persona

Brotherhood: Desert rose (a.k.a. forever alone)

Lazarus: Like a boss. Nuff said.

DFN: Yep. They don\'t make much sense

 

[ridik_ulass]

it was supposed to highlight how factions present themselfs.



Euro-corp presents itself as \"teh spai maester\" but its a internet spaceship game and half the community are teenagers just looking to make friends. we present a serious image, but lets be honest its a game.



The vaygr again presents its self as a serious war machine but they are just a bunch of bros, who are a bit gay.



RA, talk big but the source is questionable



Tartaran present an image of friendly and social but they are a warmachine waiting looking for an excuse, don\'t be convinced otherwise by Incaps persona.



The brotherhood is lonely, I think they have asked everyone by now for an alliance.



lazarus or nature presents an image of fully functional having thier shit togeather but its not all as it seems.



DFN have issues lets be honest.



and grandure, well grandure is grandure.

 

[Claru]

I approve :3

 

[FlyingDebris]

What just...

Who...

Why would...

Huh...

Where in the world...

Ridik, what the honest fuck...
(EDIT)- More importantly, what exactly were you looking for to find the video for Vaygr? O_O

 

[ridik_ulass]

I was spying on DFN and found it favorited on your youtube chan

 

[Dark-life]

What? Why would you be spying on them?

 

[platinum467]

WOWGAYJOKEIMMAD!!
GITOFFINTERNETIDIOT!!!

ONLY SERIOUS BUISNESS HERE

 

[FlyingDebris]

On my phone, the buttons are really close together, and you slide the video off to the side to pull up the menu, and it didn\'t register me sliding, and it did favorite it. Then, having no knowledge of if I can remove favorited videos, I proceeded to say \"o shit\" under my breath about five million times before I noticed I could unfavorite things.

 

[Dark-life]

This guy/girl.

 

[ImperialDonut]

Some of those vids are just spot on ^^

It\'s about time folks stop taking all this faction rivalry a little less seriously.

 

[Claru]

Eurocorp: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BGQmmDEDYiI

How did you relabel the links as you did?

 

[Jaaskinal]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VmkySNDX4dU

There lived a certain man, in starmade long ago

He was big and strong, in his eyes a flaming glow

Most players look at him with terror and with fear

But to Vaygr chicks he was such a lovely dear

He could preach the Bible like a preacher

Full of ecstacy and fire

But he also was the kind of player women would desire

Ra ra Ridik_ulass lover of the Vaygr queen

There was a cat that really was gone

Ra ra Ridik_ulass starmades greatest spy machine

It was a shame how he carried on

He ruled the Vaygr land And never mind the Zoro

But the kasachok he danced really wunderbar

In all afairs of state, he was the man to please

But he was real great when he had a girl to squeeze

For the queen he was no wheeler dealer, though he\'d heard the things he\'d done

He believed he was a holy spy-er who would heal his fun

Ra ra Ridik_ulass lover of the Vaygr queen

There was a cat that really was gone

Ra ra Ridik_ulass starmades greatest spy machine

It was a shame how he carried on

But when his spying and espionage and his hunger for power became known to more and more players the demands to do something about this outrageous man became louder and louder (in teamspeak).

This man just got to go declared his enemies

But the ladies begged don\'t you try to do it please

No doubt this Ridik had lots of hidden charms

Though he was a brute they just fell into his arms

Then one night some men of moderate standing set a trap, they\'re not to blame

Come to visit, they kept demanding

And he really came

Ra ra Ridik_ulass lover of the Vaygr queen

They put some explosives into his ship

Ra ra Ridik_ulass starmades greatest spy machine

He got into it and said; I feel fine

Ra ra Ridik_ulass lover of the Vaygr queen

They didn\'t quit they wanted his head

Ra ra Ridik_ulass starmades greatest spy machine

And so they shot him \'till he was dead

Oh those players

 

[johnrekhyt]

be NLR parody? I must has people make fun of our faction.

 

[Jaaskinal]

here

 

[Jaaskinal]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wcQxXpFIID0

 

[PseudoGold]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ON-7v4qnHP8