Elmers Intergalactic Labs

[mrwhite]

To combat the recent threat of equine dominantion, the Elmers company have decided to launch a daring new project: the Intergalactic Glue Factory!

Capable of agluttinating an entire horse in less than 5 minutes*, the Intergalactic Glue Factory will prove a vital asset in the safeguarding of space from the evil hooved beasts.



*5 minute agluttination claims are based on an approx. 4 foot tall pony, likely bred specifically for young kids.

 

[BlizzardOfOz123]

This. This right here Is why I do what I do. This is hilarious. Got a download link?

 

[mrwhite]

Baha, glad you\'re taking it so light-heartedly. I feel bad for posting what I did, honestly.



that being said, I feel that handing over the blueprints to our sowrn enemy with undoubtedly lead to more hostile actions in the future. We here at Elmers take our business very seriously, and as such we have decided to deny your request at this time. Thank you.

 

[BlizzardOfOz123]

I really am sorry I caused a swarm. And I am sorry that most of my fellows fail to compose themselves like I do. I appreciate the joke. Lots of effort went into this. See you around!