ARSTOTZKAN FEDERATION

[Planr]

BEAR IS OF METAPHOR.

WE KILL METAPHORICAL BEARS TOO

 

[Comr4de]

We're still here. Finals week sorta kicked the shit out of me.

 

[Planr]

I have yet to have my finals.

In the meantime, a sneak peek of some of our current Arstotzkan constructions:

 

[Planr]

ARSTOTZKAN RESOURCE COLLECTOR APPEAR NASS YESTERDAY

THEY HIT HARD HOMEBASE OF HELGHAST FEDERATION, DESTROY AND EAT MANY SHIPS FOR EMONE
ALSO EAT SEPARATIST OUTPOST
MANY OTHER FACTIONS SHIP DESTROYED

FILTHY IDIOT STUPID SEPARATIST SCUM TURRET SHOOT DOWN GLORIFIED RESOURCE COLLECTOR AT SEPARATIST HOMEBASE

BUT THIS JUST RESOURCE COLLECTOR, IMAGINE WHAT HAPPEN WITH REAL ARSTOTZKAN WARSHIP

 

[ObiShawnKenobi]

Finally of stronk?

 

[Planr]

Finally of stronk?

MUCH STRONK COME OF KEBAB REMOVAL
REMOVE HELGHAST FEDERATION
SERBIA STRONG

 

[Planr]

many turret docks

 

[Keptick]

ARSTOTZKAN IS OF STRONK!!!

Clearly russian, sounds russian, hardcore like russians, caps and I'm going to assume also vodka.

 

[Planr]

my throat is parched and scratchy from all this yelling

 

[Deleted member 301635]

WHERE IS OF GLORIOUS LEADER COMR4DE?

 

[Planr]

WHERE IS OF GLORIOUS LEADER COMR4DE?

comr4de is currently busy doing real life stuff
he will be MUCH more active once summer comes around

 

[Planr]

School is over for me.
BTW, we arent dead. Comr4de has a job though and he wont be active very often any more.

 

[ObiShawnKenobi]

MUST STAY OF STRONK

 

[ResonKinetic]

kebab remov

 

[Mercur1c]

So my starmade kinda works somewhat unreliably, and I might be able to come on occasionally in the future. School is getting rather busy though, so it will be somewhat limited.

 

[ElSofaFuerte]

GLORIOUS ARSTOTZKA FLEET

 

[ElSofaFuerte]

Coming back to Arstotzka after a hiatus. Sofa the Shipwright is back in business making GLORIOUS ARSTOTZKAN CAPITAL SHIPS. WE SHALL BLOT OUT THE SUN WITH OUR GLORIOUS CANNONS.

 

[Reilly Reese]

Hmmmm gotta say I' dont see the glory in those ships. I understand they are probably powerful but they seem rather old. :p


(Understands those are not updated and hopes updates arrive on the scene soon)

 

[Planr]

 

[Leanson]

Coming back to Arstotzka after a hiatus. Sofa the Shipwright is back in business making GLORIOUS ARSTOTZKAN CAPITAL SHIPS. WE SHALL BLOT OUT THE SUN WITH OUR GLORIOUS CANNONS.

Cool we shall fight in the shade...