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ALL HAIL THE SULTAN!
GLORIOUS POTOTTOMAN EMPIRE IS HERE TO TAKE OVER YOUR WORLDS AND CONSUME THEM IN THE NAME OF THE SULTAN! ALL WHO OPPOSE US WILL BE CRUSHED BY THE MIGHTY FOOT OF SULTAN POTATEIMAN! JOIN NOW AND GUARANTEE YOUR PLACE UPON A POTOTTOMAN WARSHIP OF DESTRUCTION, JOIN LATER AND GUARANTEE YOUR POSITION AS LEAD BATHROOM CLEANER!
Ranks for those worthy of following Prophet Potateiman into battle-
HEAD YELLER- You yell and it is your duty to yell, to announce the coming of SULTAN POTATEIMAN!
MINOR YELLER- You yell along with the HEAD YELLER to provide a LOVELY CHORUS to HEAD YELLER to expand the glory of SULTAN POTATEIMAN!
HEAD BLOCK PLACER- You place the blocks and make the GLORIOUS FLEET OF SULTAN POTATEIMAN!
MINOR BLOCK PLACER- You get to give the HEAD BLOCK PLACER blocks!
HEAD WAFFLESPAMMER- You take the HEAD BLOCK PLACER's ships and WAFFLESPAM THE ENEMIES OF SULTAN POTATEIMAN!
MINOR WAFFLESPAMMER- You get a smaller GLORIOUS SHIP OF SULTAN POTATEIMAN and follow the HEAD WAFFLESPAMMER into battle against the ENEMIES OF SULTAN POTATEIMAN!
RULES, AS COMMANDED BY SULTAIN POTATEIMAN-
#1- SHIPS WILL BE PERFECTLY CUBICAL OR YOU SHALL BE DRAGGED THROUGH THE CITY STREETS BY YOUR ENTRAILS!
#2- SHIPS WILL BE BUILT USING NOTHING OTHER THAN GREY HULL, ANY HINT OF ATTEMPTED DETAILING WILL RESULT IN YOU BEING DRAGGED THROUGH THE CITY STREETS BY YOUR ENTRAILS! (Actually you can just do whatever, we don't have the resources to police things like that.)
#3- SHIPS MUST HAVE NO INTERIOR, OR YOU SHALL BE DRAGGED THROUGH THE CITY STREETS BY YOUR ENTRAILS! (See above parentheses)
#4- SHIPS MUST ONLY USE SWARM MISSILES, OR YOU SHALL BE DRAGGED THROUGH THE CITY STREETS BY YOUR ENTRAILS! (Do whatever, again)
#5- SHIPS WILL REMAIN DOCKED TO THE GLORIOUS CITY, OR YOU SHALL BE DRAGGED THROUGH THE CITY STREETS BY YOUR ENTRAILS! (Just don't let your stuff get shot.)
#6- Every Tuesday is cupcake day, meet in the city square for free mini cupcakes and an ice cream sandwich.*
OUR GLORIOUS (mostly stolen) FLEET-
has few holes, but will CRUSH ALL ENEMIES OF SULTAN POTATEIMAN!
GLORIOUS MISSILE BOAT OF SULTAN POTATEIMAN!
IS 100% INTACT, WE SWEAR.
Ship is of too big to fit in picture, meaning IT IS MUCH GLORIEST!
Okay we're not gonna lie this one is flat out broke. BUT IT IS STILL BEST FLAGSHIP!
AS IS CLEARLY DEMONSTRATED, GLORIOUS POTOTTOMAN EMPIRE IS HERE TO TAKE OVER ALL OF CREATION IN THE NAME OF SULTAN POTATEIMAN!
ALL HAIL SULTAN! ALL HAIL SULTAN! ALL HAIL SULTAN!
*OR YOU SHALL BE DRAGGED THROUGH THE CITY STREETS BY YOUR ENTRAILS!
GLORIOUS APPLICATION FORM-
IGN-
REASON FOR JOINING-
DO YOU REALIZE THIS IS ACTUALLY A REAL FACTION-
DO YOU HAIL SULTAN POTATEIMAN?
Disclaimer- We're actually a thing, I decided the factions community needed to remove the stick from its rectum so I created this glorious faction with the intent to lighten things up a bit. We're probably going to focus on teaching people how to play, and we're going to do a few community projects like building warpgate networks, shops, and server spawns. Think civil service, with a hint of pre-WWI madness and potatoes.
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