Wild life

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    I was walking along my planet that does not change with time. After many years of governing the planet, I realised something. After my residence decided to leave (They all died from pirate attacks). Their was no wild life now ether my residence hunted it all to extinction or they never evolved because my planet does not turn. But I do be leave that they do not exist. In my quest to find it on some hopeful leap I found ships that looked like animals so I harvested them in the hope of planting the seeds to create some more. But will this work one will never no.
     
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    How can ships be real if our eyes aren't real?

    How does a polar bear know what apples really IS?
     
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    why space chickens? What we need it spiders on the ground that can jump and also creepers
     
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    When we first left our voxel worlds to explore the stars many eons ago, we brought with us many animals. It was found however that certain animals did better in space over others. Cows couldn't graze in zero g, and thier milk squirted everywhere. Zero g cow pies were especially no fun. Sheep tended to get stuck to anything that they got close to, controls, airlocks, you name it. They were like a floating ball of velcro. Pigs were big bouncing pink balls of destruction. Only chickens could maintain some reasonable level of locomotion. They still were able to eat with thier keen eye sight spotting grains of rice stuck in control panels. Thier eggs evolved a bounce so they were all viable many days after finding them in the various places they would be hidden. Chickens could wear small little diapers to avoid floating chicken poo. Over time, they evolved shorter wings and beaks, and became intelligent enough to use a jet pack.

    Astronauts left some of them on various world's to thrive.
     

    Lecic

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    Rated old because this is so old. Randomly generated creatures on planets are confirmed. @Omni has already done some of it. Also, visit a newly generated space station with the new update. Plenty of creatures there.
     

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    How many rubber bands would you need to crush an elephant's skull?
     

    Ithirahad

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    I did not no that a residence can leave.
    It can if it's one of my modular houses. Just undock it, attach it to a transportation platform, and fly off to any other location you wish, including (but obviously, by no means limited to) an arbitrary point in the middle of space. :p
     

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    Open your eyes,
    Look up to the skies and see,
    I'm just a poor ship, I need no sympathy,
    Because I'm gonna crash, gonna blow,
    Speed too high, flew too low,
    Anyway the wind blows doesn't really matter to me... to me.

    ___________________________________________
    Mama, gonna kill a headcrab,
    this ship'll split him down his spine,
    Cover wreckage up in slime.
    Mama, life had just begun,
    But now I've gone and thrown it all away.

    Mama, ooh,
    Didn't mean to make you cry,
    If I'm not on Earth this time tomorrow,
    Carry on, carry on as if nothing really matters.

    Too late, my time has come,
    Sent shivers down my spine,
    Planet's lagging all the time.
    Goodbye, everybody, I've got to go,
    Gotta leave you all behind and go ker-poof.

    Mama, ooh (anyway the wind blows),
    I don't wanna die,
    I sometimes wish I'd never been built at all.

    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

    I see a little silhouetto of a ship,
    (Scaramouche, Scaramouche, will you get the salvage turret?)
    Hardened Hull and lighting,
    Very, very frightening me!

    (Galileo) Galileo.
    (Galileo) Galileo,
    Galileo Figaro

    Magnifico!


    [Couldn't come up with anything witty to add to that last part. Sorry.]

    I'm just a poor ship, nobody loves me.
    It's just a poor ship from some bad TV,
    Spare its little life from this monstrosity.


    Speed too high, flew too low, will you let me go?
    Salvage-It! No, we will not let you go. (Let him go!)
    Salvage-It! We will not let you go. (Let him go!)
    Salvage-It! We will not let you go. (Let me go!)
    Will not let you go. (Let me go!)
    Never, never let you go.
    Never let me go, oh!
    Nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom.
    Oh, mama mia, mama mia (Mama mia, let me go.)
    Salvage ship has a turret put aside for me, for me, for me.


    So you think you can shoot me and that I won't fly?
    So you think you can eat me up and leave me to die?
    Oh, baby, can't do this to me, baby,
    Just gotta get out, just gotta get right outta here.

    (Oh, yeah, oh yeah)

    Nothing really matters,
    Anyone can see,
    Nothing really matters,
    Nothing really matters to me.

    Anyway the space-wind blows.
     
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    ...to me
    The death cube, just killed a man
    Put an amc against his head
    Fired the computer now he's dead
    Scheeema, he had just begun
    To play this gaaaaame
     

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    Or:

    Hey Schemaaa, where are all our chairs,
    And our mines and all our beds,
    And a space whale with three heads,
    Schemaaaa, we have just begun
    Now make more stuff and we want it all todaaaay!
    :p