Galactic Space Jam

[Iroquois]

Welcome to hands down the best Faction in the entirety of Starmade. We have one Space Station, called the the Jam Station, and 2 Ships so you know we mean the real business.

We pretty much only play this server. If you want to Jam, add me on skype. Skwishgarr, I'll test your jamming abilities and we'll go along from there.

play.the-rebel-alliance.com:4242

 

[Claru]

Was amused.

Would read again.

 

[Deleted member 301635]

No offense, but...
You must be really new or something. Having 2 ships and a single station does not make you undisputed masters of the universe.
Also, your post needs to have some photos and ships.

 

[Claru]

No offense, but...
You must be really new or something. Having 2 ships and a single station does not make you undisputed masters of the universe.
Also, your post needs to have some photos and ships.

I think this posting is perfect as is.

Pictures would only detract from its greatness.

 

[therimmer96]

This is the single greatest faction post I have ever read, even better than that pirate one a few weeks ago. Thank you for making my cake day memorable.

If this is a genuine faction, may i suggest taking a look at the work that goes into other factions posts. They are planned meticulously, I have seen cases where they take a month to plan out. And please dont go round claiming you are the best. you will be ridiculed. heck, you don't even pass the minimum requirements for starfleet's prime directive.

 

[kupu]

This is the single greatest faction post I have ever read, even better than that pirate one a few weeks ago. Thank you for making my cake day memorable.

Happy Cake Day, Rimmer.

 

[hindos]

This is the single greatest faction post I have ever read, even better than that pirate one a few weeks ago. Thank you for making my cake day memorable.

Cake day? Is that a thing? I better start running round town preaching "Cake! Cake!".
Also Galactic Space Jam goes great with Galactic Toast

 

[FlyingDebris]

Cake day, you say? I would like to participate in cake day...

And hindos, Galactic Toast? You imbecile! You never eat galactic toast with galactic space jam! You must have Galactic Space Toast with Galactic Space Jam! Not just ordinary galactic toast.


Now on to the real stuffs~

Would someone PLEASE tell me this is a joke. And, therimmer96, by your standards, the DFN isn't a faction. We don't have an outpost on Elwyn. :P

 

[therimmer96]

Cake day, you say? I would like to participate in cake day...

And hindos, Galactic Toast? You imbecile! You never eat galactic toast with galactic space jam! You must have Galactic Space Toast with Galactic Space Jam! Not just ordinary galactic toast.


Now on to the real stuffs~

Would someone PLEASE tell me this is a joke. And, therimmer96, by your standards, the DFN isn't a faction. We don't have an outpost on Elwyn. :p

As said in the OP, that does not apply for forums communication. It is for the factions that are server side only, like Event Horizon

 

[Incap]

If this is some ironic shitposting, please don't bother.

 

[Iroquois]

No offense, but...
You must be really new or something. Having 2 ships and a single station does not make you undisputed masters of the universe.
Also, your post needs to have some photos and ships.

It ain't what you got, it's how you use it baby

 

[Iroquois]

If this is some ironic shitposting, please don't bother.

Didn't stop you did it?

 

[Jor4141]

Whoa! can i join?!? this sounds amazing!!

 

[Iroquois]

Whoa! can i join?!? this sounds amazing!!

Whoa is that a truck? You're in.

Oh yeah I should mention our rules

Rule 1
NO DORKS
There are no more rules

Our Ranking system goes as such

"Bitch" is Rank 1
"Buddy" is rank 2
"Bud" is rank 3
and "Radical Dude" is the highest at Rank 4

 

[therimmer96]

Whoa is that a truck? You're in.

Oh yeah I should mention our rules

Rule 1
NO DORKS
There are no more rules

Our Ranking system goes as such

"Bitch" is Rank 1
"Buddy" is rank 2
"Bud" is rank 3
and "Radical Dude" is the highest at Rank 4

This faction just keeps getting better!

Again, i suggest looking at the posts of other factions.

 

[Jaaskinal]

...Wouldn't we need a breadnaught for the space toast?

 

[Incap]

Didn't stop you did it?

That's because I'm better at this than you. When you get better, then you can stop me.

On a serious note, if this isn't a serious faction, please leave.

 

[Iroquois]

That's because I'm better at this than you. When you get better, then you can stop me.

On a serious note, if this isn't a serious faction, please leave.

I've never been more serious in my life son. While you were typing out your little message I was out jacking 3 flag ships from a faction full of dorks. BRUH WHAT'S THAT? I THINK WE HAVE A DORK ON THE PREMISES

INCAP CONFIRMED FOR DORK, SWORN ENEMY OF THE SPACE JAM

Now accepting members!

 

[Creeper__God]

INCAP CONFIRMED FOR DORK, SWORN ENEMY OF THE SPACE JAM

bad idea :P

 

[Incap]

I've never been more serious in my life son. While you were typing out your little message I was out jacking 3 flag ships from a faction full of dorks. BRUH WHAT'S THAT? I THINK WE HAVE A DORK ON THE PREMISES

INCAP CONFIRMED FOR DORK, SWORN ENEMY OF THE SPACE JAM

Now accepting members!