EPHLA INDUSTRIES NOTICE: FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
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Ephla Industries is pleased to announce that we have been acquired by TransOrbital AeroSpace Telluric Technologies and will be heading up the ToastTech marketing and research division.
With ToastTech's internal formation of the TTIGRA, ToastTech Intergallactic Racing Association, aimed at company organization and participation in furture verse-wide racing events, like those sponsored by StarSide; we are excited to unveil our latest foray into trophy forging technologies.
These hand crafted trophies have been fabricated from scavenged alloys of stations across the verse and meticulously polished with the ambergris of the fabled great white space whale, ensuring the most prestigious and rare of rewards for any high profile or officially sanctioned event.
***PLEASE NOTE - no space whales were harmed during the ambergris extraction process, however several vomit-teers were violently dismembered***
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Ephla Industries is pleased to announce that we have been acquired by TransOrbital AeroSpace Telluric Technologies and will be heading up the ToastTech marketing and research division.
With ToastTech's internal formation of the TTIGRA, ToastTech Intergallactic Racing Association, aimed at company organization and participation in furture verse-wide racing events, like those sponsored by StarSide; we are excited to unveil our latest foray into trophy forging technologies.
These hand crafted trophies have been fabricated from scavenged alloys of stations across the verse and meticulously polished with the ambergris of the fabled great white space whale, ensuring the most prestigious and rare of rewards for any high profile or officially sanctioned event.
***PLEASE NOTE - no space whales were harmed during the ambergris extraction process, however several vomit-teers were violently dismembered***
