Now we know we've been out of the loop a while, but ZachTech Corporate Enterprises has been working on the latest in new technologies. And we decided that our first new product shold be an improvement on our old one. The Old Simple Logic Airlock, with simplistic Logic and compact design, was small enough to be utilized on a wide variety of stations and space vesssels. Now, we've improved upon the design with our newest version...the Simple Logic Airlock v2. Now do not be alarmed by the masses of buttons. These are your friends, and you will soon see that with their help we've made the logic and operation even simpler. Let's go through a standard, ship-entry procedure. As our demonstration model shows, the inner doors are wide open, and the outer doors are shut tight. Press one of those two buttons you can reach. Go ahead! What, do you think they'll bite you or something? See? Not that hard. And now look inside, but quickly, or you'll miss the inner doors closing. Now the lights along the side wall are going out. That's okay, it's just draining the air out of your airlock. The slider on the bottom takes care of those lights for you quite easily. Now the outer doors are opening and you can come on in! But you won't get inside by just sitting there in your spacesuit. Press the button. Which one? Any one of those beauties by the doors! They're all connected! Now the outer doors close, the lights turn on, and when the green light is on, you can take your helmet off and you can just waltz right into your ship. It's that simple! And you can go in and out by pressing those buttons as often as you'd like!
Now we wouldn't expect you to pay for just a simple upgrade to the lighting and logic. What good would that do you to simply force you to buy something you could already modify yourselves? No, we've got two all-new features that work like a charm! First is the Universal Adapter, built right into the unit! Are you sick of dragging out adapters from your shuttlebay just so that another ship can dock with yours? Well you can throw most of them out! This nifty new Computerized Adapter can handle the entire Adapting Process for you, with only the press of a button! The Adapter is designed to handle most Universal Docking Clamp Designs, so do not worry about being incapable of docking with standard Trading Guild Vessels. While we know this simple feature is something you'd pay out the nose for, we also added another feature that you'll just love. What happens if you dock with a ship or starbase, and you want to walk through without a ton of hassle of airlock doors? We've added in an Internal Door Override. Just press the button while the outer doors are wide open, and you'll have direct access to the ship! Just make sure you close the outer doors again, by pressing one of the buttons by the doors, or else you'll vent atmosphere! And, as usual, we've got modification tips for Free!
Now we know that you'd pay millions for this design. But we here at ZachTech Corporate Enterprises feel that space travel should be accessible for the common man. So we're providing this for the low, low price of...FREE? Yes, for nothing you, yes YOU, can recieve this technological marvel to place upon your ships and Stations. Now isn't that nice? And what's more, ZachTech Corporate Enterprises is very, very interested in what you make using this. We feel that creativity is the spark which drives us all, and so we will help YOU promote any ships and stations that you build using our product. So let us know about what you make and you may see your creations advertized along with ours! And, if you feel like it, let others know that you used our product, so that they too can use it!