Hello, and welcome! Before we begin, I will provide you with important safety precautions regarding this ship.
Do not fly small ships directly behind the engine. This commonly results in face-melting effects.
Do not stare at the beacons. The beacons are not intended to be stared at. Doing so for long periods of time will result in partial blindness, and headaches.
Do not fire the missiles and immediately exit the ship. They will target you. Your bones, internal organs, and blood, will be eviscerated and scattered in the vacuum of space.
Lastly, I would like for all female cosmic beings of large size to acknowledge that this ship does not function as a vibrator. Do not attempt to use it in this way.
This ship is intended for luxurious long distance travel for small groups of people. It comes with 6 rooms and escape craft installed. The appreciation of the floofy sheets on the beds is mandatory.
The speed of this ship is surprising for its size. It is comparable with the speed of small Jimmy Johns™ delivery ships found throughout the galaxy. Freaky fast.
The power of the ships missiles is intended for defense against pirates and for celebrating Independance Day, or the killing of Tsar Nicholas II of Russia, if you're into that.
Here are some images of the ship.
Topside view:
Engine:
Side view:
Docking bay:
Upside down front view:
Underside view:
Bottom view:
Do not fly small ships directly behind the engine. This commonly results in face-melting effects.
Do not stare at the beacons. The beacons are not intended to be stared at. Doing so for long periods of time will result in partial blindness, and headaches.
Do not fire the missiles and immediately exit the ship. They will target you. Your bones, internal organs, and blood, will be eviscerated and scattered in the vacuum of space.
Lastly, I would like for all female cosmic beings of large size to acknowledge that this ship does not function as a vibrator. Do not attempt to use it in this way.
This ship is intended for luxurious long distance travel for small groups of people. It comes with 6 rooms and escape craft installed. The appreciation of the floofy sheets on the beds is mandatory.
The speed of this ship is surprising for its size. It is comparable with the speed of small Jimmy Johns™ delivery ships found throughout the galaxy. Freaky fast.
The power of the ships missiles is intended for defense against pirates and for celebrating Independance Day, or the killing of Tsar Nicholas II of Russia, if you're into that.
Here are some images of the ship.
Topside view:
Engine:
Side view:
Docking bay:
Upside down front view:
Underside view:
