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Using a Warhead and forgetting to run
Flying your starship into the sun
Keeping a space-spider as a pet
Gambling with Pirates and winning the bet
CHORUS
Dumb ways to die
So many dumb ways to die
Dumb ways to die in space
So many dumb ways to die.
Shopping from the Guild and forgetting to pay
Getting hit by your own ship's weapon spray
Getting crushed by the station's sliding door
Falling into lava while searching for ore
REPEAT CHORUS
Attacking ships that you cannot see
Getting stuck in a block where you can't break free
Taking your helmet off in outer space
Fleeing from a ship you can't outrace
REPEAT CHORUS
Going AFK during a firefight
Exploring a dark station without a light
Using a jump drive into a star
Starting a gunfight in a space bar
REPEAT CHORUS
Raiding a well-armed Pirate base
Insulting an admin right in their face
Hopping out of your ship while cruising along
Doing anything dumb not in this song...
Dumbest ways to die
The dumbest ways to die
Dumbest ways to die in space...
So many dumb ways
So many dumb ways to die.
- - - Make Space a Safer Place! - - -
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If you must know, I was really bored in my English class. Not bad for being done out of boredom, right? I'm not planning on making this an animation on YouTube, but you're more than welcome to (so long as you give me credit).Flying your starship into the sun
Keeping a space-spider as a pet
Gambling with Pirates and winning the bet
CHORUS
Dumb ways to die
So many dumb ways to die
Dumb ways to die in space
So many dumb ways to die.
Shopping from the Guild and forgetting to pay
Getting hit by your own ship's weapon spray
Getting crushed by the station's sliding door
Falling into lava while searching for ore
REPEAT CHORUS
Attacking ships that you cannot see
Getting stuck in a block where you can't break free
Taking your helmet off in outer space
Fleeing from a ship you can't outrace
REPEAT CHORUS
Going AFK during a firefight
Exploring a dark station without a light
Using a jump drive into a star
Starting a gunfight in a space bar
REPEAT CHORUS
Raiding a well-armed Pirate base
Insulting an admin right in their face
Hopping out of your ship while cruising along
Doing anything dumb not in this song...
Dumbest ways to die
The dumbest ways to die
Dumbest ways to die in space...
So many dumb ways
So many dumb ways to die.
- - - Make Space a Safer Place! - - -
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