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    1. OttoVonBismarck

      Faction balls!

      It's not much of a joke, but it's definitely a catalyst that leads into picturing my own frustration and hatred of the arrogance and stuck-up attitude of certain people within this thread that do love complaining.
    2. OttoVonBismarck

      The Odium Pact

      Wow, Odium is big
    3. OttoVonBismarck

      Ask Cookie

      What does the council do?
    4. OttoVonBismarck

      Faction balls!

      There. I've lowered my standards to below sea level to please you, now.
    5. OttoVonBismarck

      Faction balls!

      The only reason people care that it is freehand is because they see the humour in the drawing itself, and not the geopolitical humour the comic was drawn for in the first place.
    6. OttoVonBismarck

      Faction balls!

      I exploited the rules. The rules do say that circular balls are not good, so thus the ball itself is free (now aching) hand. The rules don't say anything about eyes, so shape tooled they are. Take that, reddit.
    7. OttoVonBismarck

      Faction balls!

      There, no more circular balls, and instead some atrocious freehand. Happy?
    8. OttoVonBismarck

      Planned AI movement for better dogfights

      Your theory will be tested by the Royal Air Force.
    9. OttoVonBismarck

      Purchases

      Cheers.
    10. OttoVonBismarck

      Purchases

      Do those who purchase the game from Steam (like myself) get the Purchased badge, or is that exclusive to those who purchase it from the website?
    11. OttoVonBismarck

      Faction balls!

      I am well aware of /r/polandball's "rules", but fuck them.
    12. OttoVonBismarck

      Faction balls!

      I'm more of an arty-farty person than a typical countryball rule follower - I say fuck the rules!
    13. OttoVonBismarck

      The turret thread

      nice thank I cumed pants
    14. OttoVonBismarck

      Faction balls!

      Introducing my own factionball, UKball, representing my faction, the United Kingdom.
    15. OttoVonBismarck

      Skinning

      It's a problem for me because I have to remove colours and shit so I have a transparent layer to work with, so I can produce shading templates.
    16. OttoVonBismarck

      The United Kingdom

      Thank you for your kind welcome. Us Britons will make a grand, royal entrance.
    17. OttoVonBismarck

      Skinning

      The problem is with those, they don't have single, flat colours.
    18. OttoVonBismarck

      Skinning

      I think it's about time I had a skin, but the trouble is, the skinning template Starmade has provided does not have flat colours, which is a bitch. Do any of you have a better skin template?
    19. OttoVonBismarck

      The United Kingdom

      I just realised I ruined the joke so I deleted the post but now it's too late I'm sorry
    20. OttoVonBismarck

      The United Kingdom

      True.