HotPhusion

    I have a confirmed kill count of over 647. I killed Osama Bin Laden himself. I have 400 confirmed melee combat kills and 127 confirmed vehicle roadkills. I have survived 8 IEDs and 3 RPGs. I can snort 20 grams of cocain and fart it out like fairy dust with zero side effects other than extreme satisfaction. I am 116 years old and have fought in WWI, WWII, the Korean war, Vietnam, the Gulf War, Afghanistan, Iraq, and ten other wars that you have no idea even existed. I eat bullets for breakfast. I eat children for lunch. I eat terrorists for dinner. I eat even more terrorists for second dinner.

    Beware. I am a GOD. And I play Starmade.
    Birthday
    Dec 6, 1900 (Age: 123)
    Location
    USA; NC
    Gender
    Male
    Occupation
    Slacking off

    Trophies

    1. 100

      Legacy Citizen 8

      This citizen has been registered on StarMade Dock for at least 8 full years.
    2. 100

      Legacy Citizen 7

      This citizen has been registered on StarMade Dock for at least 7 full years.
    3. 100

      Legacy Citizen 6

      This citizen has been registered on StarMade Dock for at least 6 full years.
    4. 100

      Legacy Citizen 5

      This citizen has been registered on StarMade Dock for at least 5 full years.
    5. 100

      Legacy Citizen 4

      This citizen has been registered on StarMade Dock for at least 4 full years.
    6. 100

      Legacy Citizen 3

      This citizen has been registered on StarMade Dock for at least 3 full years.
    7. 100

      Legacy Citizen 2

      This citizen has been registered on StarMade Dock for at least 2 full years
    8. 100

      Legacy Citizen

      This citizen has been registered on StarMade Dock for at least 1 full year
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