Tartaran Imperial News Network (TINN)

[Incap]

BREAKING NEWS

SCIENTISTS DISCOVER TARTARAN EMPIRE IS BEST EMPIRE. ALL OTHER FACTIONS CAN'T COMPARE

In startling research carried out by Tartaran scientists, a study has revealed that the Tartaran Empire is the best faction currently on Starmade. All other factions are apparently overcome with jealously or incredible admiration for the Empire and it's handsome, charismatic and humble leader, Emperor Incap. Glory to the Tartaran Empire!

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"Despite pretending to be a woman for as long as I've known them, Emperor Incap makes be feel really emasculated!" -FlyingDebris, leader of the DFN

"Emperor Incap makes me wet!" -Claru, leader of the Void Templars

"I wish I was as popular as Emperor Incap..." -MrNature72, leader of the Lazarus Imperium

"My spies says he's okay." -ridik-ulass, leader of Euro-corp

"PAY ATTENTION TO ME!!!" -ObiShawnKenobi, leader of the Rebel Alliance

"TARTARAN EMPIRE IS TOO STRONK" Comr4de, leader of the Arstotzkan Federation

 

[Reilly Reese]

 

[CyberTao]

The hilarious part is, to a degree, most of those aren't too far off the mark - 3- The "Quotes" I mean

 

[Reilly Reese]

Cyber don't just don't

 

[CyberTao]

I assume this is a Mockery of all the "News" networks we have none (Funny how NONE of them covered the fall of ToC).

Also - The DFN Quote makes no sense to me (too many fancy words) and ignoring the Nature "quote" the rest seem like something that would be said almost - 3- in a joking manner and different phrasing in some cases.

This is a Militaran joke if you hadn't guessed :u I'm quite interested to see who'd be the first to start a flame on here - 3-

 

[Jaaskinal]

I don't think I can start a flame war under the glorious rays of emperor Incaps post.

 

[Deleted member 301635]

Right. This propaganda-tastic mockery gets posted, and yet we still don't have ANN, which might actually be funny.

 

[Claru]

Right. This propaganda-tastic mockery gets posted, and yet we still don't have ANN, which might actually be funny.

What would ANN be short for?

 

[CyberTao]

What would ANN be short for?

I assume its that faction I could never remember how2Spell o -o belongs to Comr4de

 

[Deleted member 301635]

What would ANN be short for?

GLORIOUS ARSTOTZKAN NEWS NETWORK FOR REMOVAL OF SILENCE.

 

[Claru]

GLORIOUS ARSTOTZKAN NEWS NETWORK FOR REMOVAL OF SILENCE.

...kinda wish I was allowed to make that now.

It would be hilarious.

 

[Claru]

In a side note Incap we apparently have two little ones to name.

Should they be void empire and Tartaran Templar? VE and TT Vee and Tiny Tim as alternates?

:3

 

[Krachboumente]

NEWS

Piracy will rise again.

OMatic

 

[FlyingDebris]

NEWS

Piracy will rise again.

OMatic

Turrets shoot jammed ships now. You stand no chance. :3

 

[Incap]

Claru dear, care you get rid of this thread? I only made it to make a point.

Nevermind, leave it up.

 

[Deleted member 301635]

Turrets shoot jammed ships now. You stand no chance. :3

Actually, if my fiendish plan comes to fruition, then that won't matter. Even if it gets 90% of all noobs on the server killed by your turrets...

 

[Reilly Reese]

The only point you made to me is that your ego is getting inflated like a hot air balloon.

 

[FlyingDebris]

Actually, if my fiendish plan comes to fruition, then that won't matter. Even if it gets 90% of all noobs on the server killed by your turrets...

A wild fiendish plan appears! Tell me if it works, it sounds interesting.

 

[Deleted member 301635]

A wild fiendish plan appears! Tell me if it works, it sounds interesting.

Make an infernal pact with Cthulhu, and trick the noobs into attacking heavily defended homebases. I then use their rage and disapointment to fuel the Great Old One, and use it's power to remove homebases once and for all.
Just kidding. You'll see what it involves after it starts.

 

[ridik_ulass]

NEWS :


Athanatos Concord talks defy predictions of failure but will words turn into actions?

Against all expectations the Void Templar's,DfN, Lazarus and the Tribes of Casimir have emerged up beat from talks in Ithica aimed at ending the tensions in Starmade.
All said they had agreed on steps to de-escalate the crisis. But now all are waiting to see if words will be met with action.

Euro-Corp President & CEO Ridik Ulass was clear, Tension and a strong enemy is the key to the deal’s success:

“The Factions signed on to that statement. The question now becomes, can I, in fact, use the influence that I have exerted in a disruptive way to Destroy some order so that Athanatos members can't carry out an election or move forward with the reforms that they’ve proposed.”

The deal includes the armament of all groups, but Lazarus Leader Minister MrNature72 made no reference to the allegations that his faction had sent in some of its own armed security personnel, It is believed that he in fact doesn't have any.

“In principle, our position is that Starmade should get to the point where all, without the exclusion of any Factions, live by my laws, that form a impotent society. So only those that are armed are lazarus forces, so that weapons are used in accordance with my will – not against my own people.”

DFN's leader Flyind debris was more forthright in what happens next but in reality it will still have to tread carefully in reasserting its control.

“Anti-terrorist operations continue in DFN, and depending on how extremist groups will react and respect the conditions of today’s agreement, how quickly they will free captured ships, we will decide how long this operation will last.”

The deal rests on The Odium Pact following through. The Lazarus has no authority if it falls short – but on the whole our reporter Serguii Nykyforov who was in Ithica said the mood was positive:

“The talks have ended and for the first time since the start of the cascade war there are some concrete results born out of them. The unsolved problems are still way more numerous, but participants can can't start solving them with violence until the new patch comes"
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