Hello and welcome!
Today we're showing the newest ship from Decoy Industries.
It just looks expensive, doesn't it folks? Some poor trader got lost with a full cargo of new hull plating and, well, things carried on from there.
Ahem. Moving on! The BX-0667 is fully loaded with top of the line weapons, shields, and armor. Assuming you just want to shoot asteroids. We did, and boy were we impressed. There was fire, explosions, lava shooting into space, and someone screaming about mining rights. Exciting!
Also attached are two missile turrets that we sincerely hope will defend you from pirates and the occasional aggressive trader.
(Our lawyer told us to tell you to never taking this ship into battle.)
Finally, the latest innovation from the company that brought you all those other great things (this is our first ship, don't tell anyone), the doom-wheel engine! It not even once exploded during testing.
Today we're showing the newest ship from Decoy Industries.
It just looks expensive, doesn't it folks? Some poor trader got lost with a full cargo of new hull plating and, well, things carried on from there.
Ahem. Moving on! The BX-0667 is fully loaded with top of the line weapons, shields, and armor. Assuming you just want to shoot asteroids. We did, and boy were we impressed. There was fire, explosions, lava shooting into space, and someone screaming about mining rights. Exciting!
Also attached are two missile turrets that we sincerely hope will defend you from pirates and the occasional aggressive trader.
(Our lawyer told us to tell you to never taking this ship into battle.)
Finally, the latest innovation from the company that brought you all those other great things (this is our first ship, don't tell anyone), the doom-wheel engine! It not even once exploded during testing.
Mass: 667.4
Length: 42m, Height: 13m, Width 61m
Power: 534598.9, 92104.3 e/sec
Shields: 60722, 1039 s/sec
Weapons:
Missiles/Cannon/Explosive: 104/104/104 (blocks)
Cannon/Cannon/Ion: 104/104/104
Turrets:
Named: Bob and Fred
Length: 42m, Height: 13m, Width 61m
Power: 534598.9, 92104.3 e/sec
Shields: 60722, 1039 s/sec
Weapons:
Missiles/Cannon/Explosive: 104/104/104 (blocks)
Cannon/Cannon/Ion: 104/104/104
Turrets:
Named: Bob and Fred
