Does Santa Claus run his sleigh through the Starmade Universe?

[Lonnehart]

I'd like to know. So I can set up weapons on my station to shoot him down. This way I can prove to all those skepticals that he really does exist!

Oh... and what weaponry would you recommend for this job?

 

[HorribleHedgehog]

I'd thought about seeker missiles, but he can probably use all those presents as chaff, so that's out then. Beam-beam would probably work, since Santa's sleigh must be pretty damn fast by necessity of his job, so AI-operated cannons have no chance of hitting.

I'd also recommend some jump inhibitors in case the sleigh incorporates jump drive technology.

Edit: I just realised some turrets with stop beams and cannons would probably be ideal. Ho hum...

 

[jayman38]

 

[terra mining corp.]

HO HO HO!

 

[Ithirahad]

Edit: I just realised some turrets with stop beams and cannons would probably be ideal. Ho hum...

You can't stop the spirit of Christmas. :P

 

[StarWars1981]

You can't stop the spirit of Christmas. :P

No, but I can stop the man delivering presents and helping all the little children believe in Christmas!!!

 

[terra mining corp.]

for u non believers

 

[Lonnehart]

Wouldn't swarmers be able to hit him? Anyways, as I said. I want to shoot him down. Then I can salvage the wreckage and prove to the skeptics out there that Santa indeed exists and that he's not some kid's dad dressed as Santa.

 

[philthy mcnasty]

he better not. I heard that hanukkah zombie, kawanza bot, new years panda, and the Ramadan gnomes all put a hit out on him. Something about encroaching on other holidays and starting a few months early.

Not gonna lie, if i run into his sleigh, i will open fire on it, i would be a fool to turn down that kind of money.

 

[Ithirahad]

Kwanzaa bot? Ramadan gnomes? :P

 

[Batavium]

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