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Time for a new contest, beloved money-bearing meat-beings! This time we're taking things in a bit of a different direction! The idea: I would like to see funny pictures of the VFW Forte. Perhaps it is having a misadventure. Perhaps it has been "swagged up" in the regretabl parlance of human...

I\'ve seen the AI use hull-mounted dumbfires, but only semi-reliably. The bobby AI just doesn\'t handle missiles very well if at all at the moment.

Is one sweet-lookin\' ship. I like what you\'ve done with it! The Forte is probably my favorite as well.

We\'re keeping the Ensemble. Much like the Nocturne, it\'s simply recieving a full rebuild and heavy redesign.

Nothing too amazing. Here are some pictures from the shipyards. This looks like the MK II Nocturne hull. I was curious about where the Glowing Mystery Effluvia Jam Damage Orphanizer Projector went. Oh! There it is. Huh... I guess that makes sense if the Ensemble\'s supposed to be a...

There was \"nothing\" \"wrong\" with it! Just don\'t ask about the smell.

We are \"glad\" that someone finally found a use for that old hull and the countless bodies we had stuffed inside of it.

We suppose we could have put a \"decorative cap\" on them instead, but then the lasers and/or missiles would have blown those off.

It will be a few days yet before the Skjarggbarn of Legend greets us. In the interrim, go and buy a Dissonance.

A small matter has come to my attention. It require some time to resolve. We will keep you posted.

Like the black-on-grey and detailed exteriors!

The Dissonance represents the next step forward in VFW design. Lessons were learned. Paradigms shifted. The sexy was returned. The inside\'s nearly done and the outside seems pretty solid. Take a look at the updated look. You\'ll notice a few things have changed since we last saw the...

Since we stopped production of the Nocturne (to repurpose the Fleetworking cloacas of our insectile shipyards), we have been trying to find uses for the old hulls (and now-worthless crew) of our ships.

Aerzaal and his Solaris Combine Shipwerks have done a bang-up job updating the Nocturne. They fixed all the turrets, added an underside cargo bay, a secondary shield system to protect the bridge, and replaced many of the smaller 3-shooters with quartets and their own CWIS turrets. It\'s...

Looks like you\'ve been busy! Good to see you back in action, though. I\'m a fan of your work.

It\'s too good! If you sell it, it will surely drive yellowtanium prices EVEN FURTHER up through the roof. You will RUIN us, sir. RUIN US. ER...Unless you signed a lucrative licensing contract! Yes! That would be acceptable, we think.

I love this series. You guys are such dudes. The new sounds are also exceedingly excellent.

We\'ll be posting Aerzaals\' upgrade/refit tomorrow during our voluminous free time between fielding VFW complaint calls and/or laughing. We like it more than our original design, as a matter of fact. But, being a mono-attentive pre-fabbed being, I spent my free time tonight poking through the...

They are the source of it\'s amazing fiscal powers.

Nice and sleek! Well done.