"StarMade Science" - a "Sound of Silence" parody

    Ithirahad

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    This one's more or less dedicated to AtraUnam ... And Jaaskinal , I guess.

    Hello StarMade, my old friend
    I've come to poke at you again
    Because a vision softly creeping
    Left its seeds while I was sleeping
    And the vision that was planted in my brain
    Still remains
    With the sound... of science.

    In restless dreams I walked alone
    On two-block streets of Lukrah stone
    'Neath the halo of a crystal lamp
    I turned my collar to the cold and damp
    When my ship was shot by the flash of a red beam's light
    That split the night
    And made the sound... of science.

    And in the build server I saw
    Ten thousand spaceships, maybe more
    People building without thinking
    People copying CC things
    People building cubes and lots of awkward squares
    But no one dared
    Disturb my sounds... of science.

    Fools, said I, you do not know
    Exploits like a cancer grow
    See my craft that I might teach you
    Whatever's hit with this thing gets screwed
    And the people's ships like glitched-out raindrops fell
    Into some blue hell... of science.

    And the people bowed and prayed
    To the exploit god I made
    And the game flashed out its warning
    About the massive lag that was forming
    And the sign said, the legends of the Goddess are written in the server logs
    As the server crawls...
    and echoes all the sounds...
    Of science.
     
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    Quiet thread lol. Nice job. Now you need to sing it for us all. Just use a karaoke track.
     

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    Killing the server with his song, killing the server... with his song...
     
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