THE DEMOCRATIC PEOPLE'S REPUBLIC OF KOREA

Dear Leader · Nov 12, 2015

BOW BEFORE ME!
YES, YOU!
I AM THE DEAR LEADER KIM JONG UN, SON OF GLORIOUS LEADER KIM JONG IL, AND I COME HERE TO EXTEND MY SOVEREIGN AND UNCHALLENGED REIGN OVER ALL THE LAND SET BEFORE ME HERE ON THIS PLACE, KNOWN AS 'STARMADEDOCK'.

OUR FLEET HAS BEEN CONSTRUCTED BY THE GLORIOUS WORKERS' UNION, AND IT IS UNPARALLELED IN ITS AWESOME POWER. GAZE AT IT NOW!

comrade where the hell are the pictures you said you had them readyFEAR NOT, COMRADES, THIS WAS INTENTIONAL. WE MERELY ARE HOLDING THE IMAGES TO ELECTRIFY YOUR SENSE OF ANTICIPATION!

*ahem*

GLORY TO US, MORE PRAISE TO COME.

~~defection notice~~ APPLICATION FORM

GLORIOUS IGN

GLORIOUS SKYPE NAME

PROVIDE ONE (1) SENTENCE CONTAINING AS MUCH PRAISE TO THE DEAR LEADER AS POSSIBLE.

Lecic · Nov 12, 2015

Do your ships use nukes?

Dear Leader · Nov 12, 2015

Lecic said:
Do your ships use nukes?

OF COURSE THEY DO, YOU AMERICAN FOOL!

Lecic · Nov 12, 2015

North Korean no. 67737292 · Nov 12, 2015

Ign: North Korean no. 67737292
Skype: What is a skypez?
Praise our glorious leader who shall forever be remember as he who conquered all the world and made it glorious for all, Praise him every day, praise him every night, praise him before every meal, praise him after you fall asleep, praise him while sitting on a toilet, praise him as the God he is, PRAISE OUR GLORIOUS LEADER!

Dear Leader · Nov 12, 2015

glorious

North Korean no. 58391023 · Nov 12, 2015

IGN: North Korean no. 58391023
Skype is banned in North Korea.

Our GLORIOUS leader is GLORIOUS in the GLORIOUS way of GLORY such that he physically owns GLORIOUS amounts of GLORIOUS GLORY. PRAISE be to Him for all your GLORY are belong to His GLORIOUS self.

North Korean no. 67737301 · Nov 12, 2015

GLORIOUS IGN: North Korean no. 67737301

GLORIOUS SKYPE NAME: North Korean no. 67737301

PROVIDE ONE (1) SENTENCE CONTAINING AS MUCH PRAISE TO THE DEAR LEADER AS POSSIBLE.: This question must be a trick, for mere words cannot describe how great our Dear Leader is, as he is the greatest man to ever live and is beyond words to tell of his glories!

Dear Leader · Nov 12, 2015

North Korean no. 58391023 said:
IGN: North Korean no. 58391023
Skype is banned in North Korea.

Our GLORIOUS leader is GLORIOUS in the GLORIOUS way of GLORY such that he physically owns GLORIOUS amounts of GLORIOUS GLORY. PRAISE be to Him for all your GLORY are belong to His GLORIOUS self.

absolutely

North Korean no. 67737301 said:
GLORIOUS IGN: North Korean no. 67737301

GLORIOUS SKYPE NAME: North Korean no. 67737301

PROVIDE ONE (1) SENTENCE CONTAINING AS MUCH PRAISE TO THE DEAR LEADER AS POSSIBLE.: This question must be a trick, for mere words cannot describe how great our Dear Leader is, as he is the greatest man to ever live and is beyond words to tell of his glories!

positively

glorious.

Reilly Reese · Nov 12, 2015

My reaction to this faction...

Master_Artificer · Nov 12, 2015

Welcome back Odium.

... wait this could also be a Helkan reborn, but most of them are busy in the TGT...

I am legit confused. Who the fuck are you?

Also, today is veterans day. Did you plan this or something?

EDIT:
Oh, okay. My bet is this is all just an army of Relcodem's

FrankRa · Nov 12, 2015

Master_Artificer · Nov 12, 2015

FrankRa said:

That is the most disturbing thing I have seen all week.

Zackey_TNT · Nov 12, 2015

Master_Artificer said:
Welcome back Odium.

... wait this could also be a Helkan reborn, but most of them are busy in the TGT...

I am legit confused. Who the fuck are you?

Also, today is veterans day. Did you plan this or something?

EDIT:
Oh, okay. My bet is this is all just an army of Relcodem's

It might uh, Be a you know, Group of people not yet known to this forum? Or are you thinking only who registered three years ago exist here?

FrankRa · Nov 12, 2015

Zackey_TNT said:
It might uh, Be a you know, Group of people not yet known to this forum? Or are you thinking only who registered three years ago exist here?

That's not that farfetched, considering those who registered three years ago and those that registered yesterday are mostly the same people. :^)

Zackey_TNT · Nov 12, 2015

FrankRa said:
That's not that farfetched, considering those who registered three years ago and those that registered yesterday are mostly the same people. :^)

I know quite a few factions whom are not interested in the forums, One of which would do something like this.

Well, If this is the case then I have lost faith in the moderators upholding the whole no alt thing.

Reilly Reese · Nov 12, 2015

Zackey_TNT said:
I know quite a few factions whom are not interested in the forums, One of which would do something like this.

Well, If this is the case then I have lost faith in the moderators upholding the whole no alt thing.

Alts are not against the rules...

Mariux · Nov 12, 2015

Holy shit this it hillarious yet WTF at the same time. I wonder how this will go.

Popcorn anyone?

therimmer96 · Nov 12, 2015

Zackey_TNT said:
I know quite a few factions whom are not interested in the forums, One of which would do something like this.

Well, If this is the case then I have lost faith in the moderators upholding the whole no alt thing.

The no alts thing was thrown out a few months after the site went live, after we all kicked up a fuss about it.

North Korean no. 9173621 · Nov 12, 2015

GLORIOUS IGN: 북한 없습니다. 9173621

GLORIOUS SKYPE NAME: 이것은 무엇입니까

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